If IIN was a reality TV show would you be in it?

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  • Depends... Do I get to showcase my cars, talk about cars, modding and have someone occasionally film me while I drive like a hooligan?

    "Now, viewer discretion is advised as our next IIN member is definitely not normal. He is a car salesman, business owner and part-time bus driver. The individual known as Megadriver spends most of his earned money on cars he doesn't have the time to drive (carguy life at it's finest)..."

    *S600 comes to a stop, camera pans to the 18" AMG wheels, then shows the V12 Bi-turbo badge, window rolls down, I take a glance at the camera and give a little smile... window rolls up, car does full throttle start, peeling out as it exits the shot*

    "While most people consider a weekend afternoon of netflix, soda and potato chips as the ideal choice, this man's ideal afternoon is fixing, restoring, or modding old cars, while listening to Doo-wop..."

    *Camera pans to me messing with my E24 BMW, taking relays out one by one, testing them with a volt meter, muttering "No", putting them back in and moving on to the next relay and occasionally humming, or whistling along with the Doo-wop*

    "Daytime businessman and car fanatic, nighttime whiskey enthusiast and philosopher."

    *Camera shows me with a glass of whiskey in my hand, half drunk, saying how the Saturn V rocket inspired future scientists, astronauts, made the biggest impact on space exploration and how the space race was initiated by a nazi missile program*

    And we all meet up for challenges, competitions, form and break teams, lots of banter, etc...

    If it's this and I can make a few extra bucks for it, where do I sign up?

    If it's a thing like big brother, where we are all in one house for months, without leaving, then no... Some people on here could drive me crazy. Crazy to the point where I start handing out roundhouse kicks and I've never learned karate...
    Fart fetishists, idiots that want to abuse women, scat crowd, Crazy man-hating lesbian with a straight sister, who has a job and a relationship... A few examples that come to mind.

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