If i went to prison i don't think i'd survive

Is it normal that I think that I wouldn't last in prison?

First off I'm not the most threatening looking guy I am tall but slim regardless of the times that I workout I have muscles but I'm very slim still. Second I don't think any gang would take me I can't join any Black gangs because I don't look fully black and same goes for Hispanic gangs race is a big thing in prison so I'm screwed there. Third because of this I'd most likely end up as someone's bitch I'm not saying that I wouldn't fight back but chances are there could be more then one person and even if it was one person he might be bigger then me. Point being this is why I keep my noise clean.

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  • CozmoWank

    So don't go to prison.

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    • I don't plan to.

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  • randypete

    If I WENT TO PRISON MY SEX LIFE WOULD BE BETTER

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    • Lol

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  • Exactly that's why I feel very paranoid about who I hangout with where I go and what I do because one slip up and it's down to pound town. I honestly feel horrible that innocent people are locked up with violent criminals.

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  • curious-bunny

    I know if i went to prison i would be fucccckked. In still legally a male for various reasons so if chances are I would be sent to a male prison. I pray it would be a trans friendly prison as there are some here in the u.s if not I'm boned, I mean shit I have boobs and a bubble butt long slender legs hair to long brown hair. Even without makeup i look like a girl. So yea be happy you wouldn't have that going agaisnt ya. I keep my nose very clean as well

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    • Columbusbiguy

      Off topic, sorry, but id love to see a picture of you.

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      • curious-bunny

        Haha is that so? Its a small butt to be technical but there's some bubble since my fat redistribution has started

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        • Columbusbiguy

          Yes really. For reasons i wont go into. Im sure you are a sweetheart.

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          • curious-bunny

            Haha well what kind of photo you wanting to see? I can beee at times =>

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            • Columbusbiguy

              You are playing coy. Lol. I am happy to see anything as long as someone wants to show me ;)

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        • Not to pry or anything but how long ago did you start your transition?

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          • curious-bunny

            Almost 2 years ago now. It's been quite wonderful

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    • You would be put strait into protection.

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      • curious-bunny

        What makes you think That?

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        • Its the way it works. Even if not you could ask for it, but I hear it's pretty much just isolation so ya stuck in the same cell 24/7

          The fact that ya have tits, there is no way they would let ya mingle.

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          • curious-bunny

            Damn, wpuld tgey at least allow library visits? Yea your probs right. It would be insanely dangerous to allow it. Way to much chance for a law suit

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            • leggs91200

              Would you rather be in isolation or in a cell with some black dude who loves to sodomize whites?

              I would pick isolation in a moment.

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    • True that's why people should keep themselves clean.

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      • curious-bunny

        Mmhmm, it's why I do. Bring. Prison bitch would suuuck

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  • McBean

    You project your situational awareness quite well. Ain't no zombie gonna eat your baby today.

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  • McBean

    Try this.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/0399175679/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1549743044

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  • McBean

    Okay Zombs, I feel emboldened by the striking reality of your comment, and have decided to read you in on some unclassified counter-intelligence. ISBN 987-0-399-17567-1. It was written by a retired CIA operative, and it answers the question "what you going to do when they come for you". Your personality is ideal for this stuff. I can neither confirm nor deny any related speculation, but feel free to start a convo with me if you wish.

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  • curious-bunny

    Haha no I'm ok would stillvratger not go

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  • bigbudchonga

    If you're interested in surviving in prison, or just what prison is really like then look up the youtube channels fresh out - life after the penitentiary, or Sean Attwood. I don't think it would be that hard to survive so long as you didn't mind going into fights you know you were going to lose, and when someone called you a pussy or something you would have to call them out for it and fight (even if you lose.)

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    • I don't mind fighting I just don't want to lose and be labeled a bitch which would make me a targe. Like I said I'm slim as hell no matter how much I workout I have muscles but it doesn't show. So chances are someone or a group of people would try something and I would always have to look over my shoulder.

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      • bigbudchonga

        Apparently it's not about winning, It's about "showing heart". If some giant calls you a bitch then you tell him to get his fists ready, and when your bloody and bruised no one's going to try and take that booty because you've shown you're a man. It's those who let the call go unanswered who get their cheeks took.

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  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaG2BUFc8eg

    If ya gonna get turned out may as well make some commissary.. Sell that ass, there gonna take it anyway.

    JK. you be fine unless you get shipped to max, but to be there you must have done something real bad or violent so you probably deserve having ya poo pushed. Look many skinny, weaker men get locked up. you don't need to join a gang (stop watching movies) What ya need to do is be sociable and friendly but not nosy or over talkative. Don't give anyone your stuff and don't take gifts to you know them well.

    I have never done any lengthy time, or time worth even mentioning, but one thing that got to me at the start was how slow time went, and everytime I herd a noise I thought it was morning and time to get up, but really hardly any time passed it was nowhere near get up time, it was just some screw doing checks.

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  • chuy

    Why would you go to preson in the first place?.

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  • McBean

    Keep a hidden passport and skip the country. Prison sucks.

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  • LloydAsher

    Just be by yourself 90% of the violence in prison is between gangs so long as you keep your nose clean AND NEVER take "favors" or "gifts" you should be fine.

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  • Cant do the time, dont do the crime

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    never back down from a fight even if yallre gonna definitely lose

    always be polite but not friendly

    never never take nothin for free or put yallself in debt

    never give nothin away for free or if threatened

    make quick eye contact and move on dont avoid it but dont stare

    never rat out yalls fellow inmates

    never smile

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    • I know those rules like I said if someone came at me I wouldn't just back down but the chances of me winning are very slim.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        you dont need to win just to show up

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  • Nikclaire

    I survived jail, I could survive prison too. It all comes down to minding your business and not disrespecting anyone.

    If someone starts shit, try your damnest to finish it. No one cares if you win, just that you aren't push.

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    • CountessDouche

      Oh wow! What were you arrested for?

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      • Nikclaire

        It was alcohol related. Sure jail isn't prison but it's the same rules.

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  • leggs91200

    So if you are going to prison, would it be a bad idea to legally change your name to "Ratfink Whistleblower"?

    And when you are in there, you should not do things like walk around grabbing your ankles and saying, "Which one of you filthy n*****s wants to push in my stools?"

    I guess a birthday wish list is out of the question?

    What about standing there staring at another inmate while smiling and batting your eyelashes?

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm too soft, and pretty for any sort of incarceration. The nut house would be a different story.

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