if adam and eve were white . why are they black people?

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  • After manny hours of painstaking research I have discovered the truth behind the origins of the first man. Adam (Adamantius borathatic) and Eve (Evetrion homocratis) where in fact cosmic beings devoid of all color. Together they had many children Caucasoid, Mongoloid, Negroid, and Australoid. As follows a few origins of the first man volume one.

    Caucasoid was picking wild berries one day. When suddenly a wild boar burst from the bush of too many berries. This scared European. Scared him enough to turn his skin a ghostly white for all eternity.

    Mongoloid was fascinated by the sun rise. Where does it come from? where does it go? he wondered. Every morning he would squint his eyes and look to the east. After many years of squinting his face eventually got stuck that way.

    Negroid set off to build his home in the south. Shortly after arriving at his destination he knew it best to make a good strong hut to protect himself from predators. But soon after lunch he was effected by the dreaded "Itis". He decided to sleep off the "Itis. Hours he slept in the hot sun his skin darkened and baked.

    Australoid also moved south. A close brother to Negroid. Australoid crossed an ocean to find his home. But all he found was a wasteland and immediately regretted that terrible decision.

    Thus concludes volume one of The Origins of Man: Children of the Cosmos.
    Chapter 2 Sub races: Afghans, Europeans, and Samoans.

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