Id like to start a cult

I've always felt like I was special, existing religions don't match all of my beliefs. I think I have more insight and the ability to lead others to a better life. I would like to create a group of like minded individuals who will follow my words, teachings and wishes. A group that will praise me as a divine individual and in return I will give them access to me, and bring them physical , mental and spiritual pleasure and fulfillment in return for their service to me.

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  • Go eat a bag of dicks.

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  • You're confusing my mother with your father. And if you were not trying to show the ghost your diseased tiny penis stump, you never would have been smacked.

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  • Yeah go start the cult of Cornholio and ask your parishioners for TP for your bunghole.

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  • Read the book ''cult control'' by Dantalion Jones

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  • I think you have delusions of grandeur, have you had a mental health assessment?

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  • Cult maybe isn't the best word to use, to much bad stuff associated around it, and you don't seem like a bad person. Just a group with cult like attributes :)

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    • Maybe, but sounds better than "church of", to me. I'll be open with what my followers believe.

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  • I'm not in it for the money, I want to sleep with the women folk, be admired and worshipped.

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    • Get a goddamned job as a human target at a rifle range. You are a fucking parasite.

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    • Hire hookers, it's easier.

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      • Your a fake poster.

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      • Don't worry, your profession is safe. It would get expensive its illegal. You only care about following some laws though don't you, sinner!

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        • Some laws are MEANT to be broken

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        • Laws are not always morale lol

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          • True,but with my religious beliefs there will be freedoms to break some laws. I will also be able.to sue if a bakery doesn't make me and my wives cakes, I will wear whatever I want in license photos, the list of benefit s goes on and on.

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        • You wanna start a cult to fuck crazy people, think you are a messiah, would most likely steal their money and I am the sinner?

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          • Its my cult, I make the rules. You will burn in hell for your blasphemy. This isn't the government where you will just go jail for disobedience, its.And organized system of.beliefs.

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  • You want to make money, like all religions and cults.

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  • Eh, no thanks

    I like to think for myself

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    • As long as your thoughts coincide with mine that's ok.

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      • Im a leader. I dont get leaded

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      • Um no. I dont think you understood what I said lol

        I THINK FOR MYSELF. If I disagree with you THEN I DO

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        • This happens some times, the sheep want to be the.shepherd and don't realize they do not have what it takes. Good luck to you and the path of failure and self destruction you are choosing.

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  • You're delusional

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  • I already worship at the altar of Goddess Florence.

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    • Never heard of her, I would be interested in having a battle with this false dirty in order to win your affection. You are welcome to love Florence and Me simultaneously if that would get you in.

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  • I....I'd like to join a cult........but worshipping someone isn't something I'd enjoy. Maybe I'd be Ok though....what would you 'cult' be (as in beliefs).

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    • We would seek truth, you wouldn't have to worship or believe anything that didn't have sufficient evidence. If you believe in something that can be proven false you will be ridiculed and forced knowledge until you no longer possess the ignorant thought

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  • I have often thought of running a cult, not one of those mass suicide, drug in the drink, fuck all of humanity kind of thing, more like an extremist group for people who think the same way.

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    • I think I have a position available for you.

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  • Yes, go for it! Don't forget to systematically claw all the money you can out of the idiotic individuals who bite into this, if they seriously act so foolish that money goes to infinitely better uses than what they would've done with it. lol. Have fun with that!

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  • So pretty much make money for poor idiotic individuals? Get a life, get a job! Cults aren't good cults aren't nice so go sacrifice your lambs somewhere else!

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  • It sounds like you have issues that need to be addressed with a psychiatrist. Starting a cult is not the solution to your problems.

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    • My idea is more fun, if you don't understand it maybe you need your head examined!

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  • judgin from this post and yalls responses yallre a shitty leader at best

    hurlin insults and blatant bullshit insteada bendin peoplesta yalls will?

    yallre a failure before yall even got started

    nice job

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  • Are you Alister Crowly?

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    • It's spelled Aleister actually.

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      • Let's just call him Mr Crowley, he had some good points and ideas. May use some but not all of them. That is occult, not a cult

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