I write notes when i'm intoxicated about my intoxication

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I write in depth details on the sensations I have when I'm drunk based on a bac calculator then I write down a specific attribute I gain while under the influence so my sober self can identify any kind of hindrance in the future. Though I could just be a lightweight I've devised it over years so I can gauge an age disparency as I drink. Do normal people do this or am I an outlier?

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  • Bumfuzzle
    4 years ago

    you've reached level 2, level 1 people just won't understand

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  • Toledorwb
    4 years ago

    If you can write, you ain’t drunk

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      My description of being drunk is going above a 0.079 bac.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    That is enough iin for me tonight

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Are you just truly expressing that it was your last post for the night or that It was too strange for you stain? Because there are a lot more weird posts on IIN at the current time.

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago

        Little from column a and a little from b

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  • Silver_Discrete
    4 years ago

    Need to meet you, sir.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    https://www.boredpanda.com/how-to-avoid-hangover-letter-from-drunk-self-steven-davidson/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

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  • SkullsNRoses
    4 years ago

    You sound like my ex, they used to write notes on sensations whilst being drunk and do experiments on themself.

    Writing notes on being drunk sounds harmless (albeit strange) but don’t take let it escalate and start ingesting dangerous substances and mutilating yourself just to see what happens and what it feels like. That only leads to irreversible damage and regret.

    Maybe I’m stating the obvious here and you weren’t headed down that path but I felt I should say it just in case.

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    • litelander8
      4 years ago

      It sounds like they are trying to make some kind of reasoning or excuse as to why to get. Like they're not just wasting time like everyone else.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Yeah thanks... I'm not going to be doing dumb shit like that. Alcohol is fine enough to self test with.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    I can't even drink yet, but this sounds wierd as shit. Its like having sex while taking notes! Enjoy that shit, don't document it. WTF mate!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Why not document? I can enjoy it too. Also my sober self can identify limitations by counting the drinks. All useful information. This is just a very efficient way for me to enjoy something and limit the repercussions.

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  • CountessDouche
    4 years ago

    This one is super weird.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      How so?

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      • CountessDouche
        4 years ago

        It's just odd to treat your body like a chemistry experiment. I suppose it's useful information, but even then the quantity of alcohol it takes to get x amount of fucked up can he jiggered around by so many variables that I dunno if you could even use that information.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          Ooh your right! I forgot to add a food variable. Or the slow decrease in bac over time. If it makes any sense to people I'm an INTJ; analysts and efficiency are my strong suits.

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          • CountessDouche
            4 years ago

            Yeah, well I'm sure you accounted for height, weight, bf percentage, but then you have lack of or quality of sleep, tolerance (it's pretty common for career alcos to walk around with a ridiculously high bac & feel fully functional), & a bunch of other variables that aren't exactly quantifiable.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              4 years ago

              Haha I'm not an alcoholic I've only been drinking for a year. With the frequency that is less than the standard 20s American. My sleep is stable enough to do testing. And this is like a ritual I do if I go out or stay in drinking, keeping a Google drive page open for me to catalog my perception. My lifestyle hasn't changed much over the year so I have no reason to assume there was a deviation in effects besides my age. Which the effects are broken down by year.

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          • Grunewald
            4 years ago

            McBean, is that you...?

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              4 years ago

              No but I'm a regular.

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            • McBean
              4 years ago

              No, I switch to soda at 0.04%. I like this guy's analytical approach to hypothesis testing. Nothing beats a good control group as a basis for comparison.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Write bad poetry, and then text it to your crush when you are drunk.

    Just kidding, don't do that.

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  • AMERICANsavage
    4 years ago

    Do you always talk like that?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Even when intoxicated yes and also when sober. I text like this. My speech is impaired by my speech impediment. My text though is unaffected.

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      • AMERICANsavage
        4 years ago

        Its hard to understand. You have to be a scientists to decode your post

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        • Grunewald
          4 years ago

          It's okay. I'm going to be a total grammar nerd now but it has been a long day and I just can't resist having a dig... Sorry OP...

          How can you base your descriptions of your sensations on a bac calculator? Since when did bac calculators provide a benchmark for 'sensations'?

          What kind of 'specific attribute' are your talking about? A 'specific attribute' of what? Your appearance, personality, blood count, ability to perform daily tasks...?

          Hindrance with regards to what? Your ability to walk? Your ability to pass a breathalyser test?

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago

            Sorry I didn't break down each of the variables and hindrances I use. I was just asking if people did this.
            The major flaw of the testing it's all based on my perception not an outward perception thus it's not going to test my ability to pass drunk testing.

            Just simple things like perception lag, euphoric emotions, numbness and sensitivity perceptions. Alcohol effects everyone slightly differently I'm just cataloging my intoxication effects.

            I do have an odd reaction to alchol after an assumed bac of 0.09- instead of slurred speech I stutter my speech. From my self recorded lines before and after my intoxication. This stuttering though is not true stuttering rather it's my drunken perception of what a stutter is. Perhaps it's a built in subconscious thought that stuttering speech is better to get ideas across if ones drunk rather than slurring annoyingly.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          Thank you for your inadvertant complement.

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          • Grunewald
            4 years ago

            *inadvertent compliment

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