I wish i was my friend's pet hamster, iin?

Somehow I get really jealous when I see my (hopefully someday girl)friend take her hamster out of its cage and start to hold and pet and tickle it. It looks like it's really comfy and fun. I haven't told anyone offline about it yet because I don't want her to think I'm a weirdo though.

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  • NotFloydzie

    You just have a crush on her. You're jealous of the love she and her hamster have. It's cute. You should tell her how you feel.

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    • Shackleford96

      But definitely skip the whole "you don't love me like you love your hampster!?" part though.

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  • AisuIsMaiWaifu

    Awwies! That is really cute! >w<
    It's okay to get jealous, to want to be cuddled and loved with affection from a really sweet and pretty girl... If you ever choose to confess, you should mention that. If not, you could tell her about it when you've been together a while. I think she'd think it is adorable, too!
    Trust me, you may think it makes you sound weird, but sometimes the sweetest things you can say come from impulse! :) Girls love that sort of thing. Be sure to compliment her if or when you tell her. c:

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  • gtsr

    Aw, this is actually really cute.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I wish I was Gerard Way's cigarette when he used to smoke, but unfortunatly, that never happened.

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  • Something's wrong with your confidence when you're okay with being a mindless animal.

    There's nothing more glorious than being human and self-aware.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    At least you didn't say underwear that would be super creepy.

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