I wish i had boobs

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I'm a guy but I wish I had boobs. They seem to make life a lot easier, like all girls have to do to get what they want is show their boobs and BOOM! Everything is theirs.

Plus I get bored and playing with my pecs would be weird. I'd rather have nice squishy C cup boobs to play with...

I'm straight.

Is this normal?

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-Rue-

9 years ago | pl

"Like all girls need to do to get what they want is to show their boobs and BOOM." Brilliant, your IQ must be off the charts.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  Rue Paul's Drag Race
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  Yes
  
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Holzman_67

9 years ago | pl

drink enough beer, eat enough poptarts, you'll get boobs. and once you have 'em you'll wish you never grew 'em.

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dom180

9 years ago | pl

Any guy who gives a girl special treatment for showing off her boobs is a big numpty.

It's true that cleavage gives female people an easy way to mildly flirt which we don't have. There isn't really a male equivalent to serve that purpose. We either have to learn how to flirt more carefully or not bother with that bollocks in the first place.

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- disthing
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  "There isn't really a male equivalent"
  
  What I do, is wear my trousers low in a seductive manner, revealing my rear cleavage to any potential female mate. Like in this picture:
  
  http://m.cdn.blog.hu/fu/furdancs/image/komuvesdekoltazs/builders%20bum.png
  
  I can tell women like it by the gasps and whispers I hear as I go by.
  
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  - dom180
    
    9 years ago | pl
    
    Good idea. I was also considering wearing Lycra trousers to display my bulge.
    
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    - disthing
      
      9 years ago | pl
      
      Why not combine the two? Wear lycra trousers to accentuate the bulge, but wear them low so your crack is on show for all the ladies?
      
      You'll be the talk of the town!
      
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      - dom180
        
        9 years ago | pl
        
        Perhaps a miniskirt over the Lycra to lift up and coyly reveal said bulge when the situation requires. I don't wanna look like a slut.
        
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

9 years ago | pl

its best to just rent em

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  How?
  
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Avant-Garde

9 years ago | pl

Likewise, couldn't you also get up to you've same shenanigans with your testicles?

Play with them.

Grab them and sing.

Remember always, that with great breasts comes great responsibility.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  I'm willing to accept those responsibilities
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    9 years ago | pl
    
    Raise your man berries up as I bestow upon thee a blessing.
    
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ramek

9 years ago | pl

You are not alone, I wish I had boobs too. And I grow them with a help of some herbs. They are still too small but I love the feelings they already give me.

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- Avant-Garde
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  Have you tried eating foods high in estrogen?
  
  Soy & Wild Yam.
  
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  - ramek
    
    9 years ago | pl
    
    I have tried Pueraria Mirifica. It's awesome!
    
    The only problem is that I need to hide them (boobs) now!
    
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handsignals

9 years ago | pl

I hate how girls use their boobs to get what they want but I would do anything for a girl with big boobs...is that irony?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  Sexist
  
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GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

9 years ago | pl

No shit man, chicks show a little boobage and doors open for them people pay for their drinks. If I were to show a little bit of cock I'd get arrested!... wtf man.

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kinkykitten

9 years ago | pl

Lol u make me thankful for being a girl.Im pretty sure most women dont sit and play with their boobs though and having boobs dont make you get your way.And who told you that?its totally wrong!!!

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- I_Love_Big_Boobs
  
  4 years ago | pl
  
  It's what many of us see on a daily basis.
  
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RainbowDischarge

9 years ago | pl

Me too, man, me too. I'm accepting donations for my boobjob, just lettin ya'll know.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  Me too
  
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smallboobies:(

9 years ago | pl

Me too.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  You do have them
  
  Just not large ones
  
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MLPfanDiem

9 years ago | pl

Let me tell you, it is extremely uncomfortable for the first little while. You are lucky not to have them

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  I've been training. I wear my girlfriend bra and put baseballs in the cups. She thinks I'm ready now.
  
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Crvsades

9 years ago | pl

Please tell me that you're trolling.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  Don't comment on your own post
  
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  - Crusades
    
    9 years ago | pl
    
    Nice try, jackass.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago | pl
      
      Oops I forgot to post that anonymously
      
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I_Love_Big_Boobs

3 years ago | pl

I wish I had boobs so I could wear pretty, satiny bras. I wish I had DD's.

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TrunksHitachi

7 years ago | pl

I wish I could have female boobs to breastfeed a little baby.

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Treehugger29

9 years ago | pl

I admit, it must be nice to switch between my dick and my boobs for a while.

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alextsang08

9 years ago | pl

Man boobs... Not the best of things to desire.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  I want FEMALE boobs
  
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  - alextsang08
    
    9 years ago | pl
    
    I know, but once they become part of your body, they would technically be MAN boobs.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago | pl
      
      Quiet
      
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      - alextsang08
        
        9 years ago | pl
        
        I read the other comments, and it seems like your actually serious about it. I'm warning you that breast implants cost a lot of money, so BEWARE...
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        9 years ago | pl
        
        I'll get them removed
        
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Mersaphe

9 years ago | pl

Honestly I don't feel like I could control the awesomeness that would come with having boobs. It would be too epic for me to handle. With great power comes great responsibility.

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- I_Love_Big_Boobs
  
  4 years ago | pl
  
  You would get to wear pretty bras.
  
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imadragon

9 years ago | pl

You'd regret that.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  Nope
  
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  - imadragon
    
    9 years ago | pl
    
    I'm just joking, boobs are kinda annoying to have, but you do you.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago | pl
      
      Let me have yours then
      
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(.)(.)boobies

9 years ago | pl

Guess what?!
I have boobs. And they're fantastic!

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- I_Love_Big_Boobs
  
  4 years ago | pl
  
  What size are they?
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  I can tell by your username there
  
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