I was a planned baby. I feel special that two people who loved each other decided to bring me into the world, another person to love and devote their lives to.
However, if I was a 'mistake', then it wouldn't matter because I know I would be loved the exact same way as I am now.
Don't dwell on such trivial matters such as if you were a planned or unplanned baby. Just be grateful you are here and had a chance at life, because many babies don't. If your parents decided to have sex one second later than they did, then another sperm would have reached that egg, and you wouldn't be here. Or maybe, a sperm may have not even been able to fertilize that egg at all, and you still wouldn't have been here. Your life was a complete random chance which happened in a split second. Be grateful because you very nearly missed your chance of having a life.
That's right, it's all about how many seconds you wait when having sex to determine what child you'll get. If you wait 8 seconds, you'll get a pretty girl, but be careful, if you wait 7 seconds you'll get a downs syndrome boy.
As we know, the egg apparently has nothing to do with who the child will turn out to be (based on... wow, this genius again BlueJeansWhiteShirt's theory).
If anyone needs any more information about how many seconds to wait before having sex just let me know. Just don't forget 11 seconds will get you a star athlete son, but wait 12 seconds and your child will be black. If you're already black, your child will be Middle Eastern, and if you're Middle Eastern, your child will be still born (You can't go further down than Middle Eastern)
LOL, if they had waited one second more, you wouldn't have been born, and they would have just said "Forget it, one attempt at having a child SHOULD be enough" LMFAO!!!
That's so great that I go to reply and it's you. I think we're meant to be.
LOL I promise I didn't know this was you when I posted that.
I remember seeing you in another post and being like wtf after I posted. But this time I genuinely didn't notice the name, lol. I'm not stalking you around this place trying to make your life difficult, I promise. I'll troll someone else now.
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I was a planned baby. I feel special that two people who loved each other decided to bring me into the world, another person to love and devote their lives to.
However, if I was a 'mistake', then it wouldn't matter because I know I would be loved the exact same way as I am now.
Don't dwell on such trivial matters such as if you were a planned or unplanned baby. Just be grateful you are here and had a chance at life, because many babies don't. If your parents decided to have sex one second later than they did, then another sperm would have reached that egg, and you wouldn't be here. Or maybe, a sperm may have not even been able to fertilize that egg at all, and you still wouldn't have been here. Your life was a complete random chance which happened in a split second. Be grateful because you very nearly missed your chance of having a life.
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That's right, it's all about how many seconds you wait when having sex to determine what child you'll get. If you wait 8 seconds, you'll get a pretty girl, but be careful, if you wait 7 seconds you'll get a downs syndrome boy.
As we know, the egg apparently has nothing to do with who the child will turn out to be (based on... wow, this genius again BlueJeansWhiteShirt's theory).
If anyone needs any more information about how many seconds to wait before having sex just let me know. Just don't forget 11 seconds will get you a star athlete son, but wait 12 seconds and your child will be black. If you're already black, your child will be Middle Eastern, and if you're Middle Eastern, your child will be still born (You can't go further down than Middle Eastern)
LOL, if they had waited one second more, you wouldn't have been born, and they would have just said "Forget it, one attempt at having a child SHOULD be enough" LMFAO!!!
That's so great that I go to reply and it's you. I think we're meant to be.
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Way to be a dick and totally misinterpret the obvious message she's trying to get across.
Lol why do you hate me so much?
You are totally not getting my point.
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LOL I promise I didn't know this was you when I posted that.
I remember seeing you in another post and being like wtf after I posted. But this time I genuinely didn't notice the name, lol. I'm not stalking you around this place trying to make your life difficult, I promise. I'll troll someone else now.