You could make yourself socially useful by hunting the seagulls that infest Brighton's seafront. Somewhat more of a challenge than squirrels, and you could use your wolfish cunning to lure them close enough to pounce by setting out partially eaten fish suppers.
I wish I could look more wolflike (lupine) in public
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You could make yourself socially useful by hunting the seagulls that infest Brighton's seafront. Somewhat more of a challenge than squirrels, and you could use your wolfish cunning to lure them close enough to pounce by setting out partially eaten fish suppers.