Thank you for your response. I live in Brighton which is arguably the most liberal part of England, we have lots of alternative types and flamboyant LGBT people so yellow eyes, a tail and ears wouldn't raise too many eyebrows. I could never live in the bible belt. The downside of living here is the lack of real life wolves whos' trust I could gain.
I tried a google search of "Most dangerous animal in england" and the first link says:
Wasps and Bees. Dogs. Red Deer. Cows. Adder. Seagulls. Jellyfish. Fox. Spiders. Killer Whale / Orca.
Im not seeing a lot of potential in taming any large groups of any of these to be remotely useful, Orca whales and some jellyfish are pretty scary if you were in a fight with one but they're completely useless on land, and wasps and bees are pretty much impossible to train to fight. Deer would probably be the one to go with, since they can beat the crap out of a person and if there are no wolves there they wouldn't have any real predators. Foxes would be worth a shot but coordinating the number of them youd need for a substantial army would be hard.
I think you should probably just move to a country with wolves.
You could make yourself socially useful by hunting the seagulls that infest Brighton's seafront. Somewhat more of a challenge than squirrels, and you could use your wolfish cunning to lure them close enough to pounce by setting out partially eaten fish suppers.
I wish I could look more wolflike (lupine) in public
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Thank you for your response. I live in Brighton which is arguably the most liberal part of England, we have lots of alternative types and flamboyant LGBT people so yellow eyes, a tail and ears wouldn't raise too many eyebrows. I could never live in the bible belt. The downside of living here is the lack of real life wolves whos' trust I could gain.
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I tried a google search of "Most dangerous animal in england" and the first link says:
Wasps and Bees. Dogs. Red Deer. Cows. Adder. Seagulls. Jellyfish. Fox. Spiders. Killer Whale / Orca.
Im not seeing a lot of potential in taming any large groups of any of these to be remotely useful, Orca whales and some jellyfish are pretty scary if you were in a fight with one but they're completely useless on land, and wasps and bees are pretty much impossible to train to fight. Deer would probably be the one to go with, since they can beat the crap out of a person and if there are no wolves there they wouldn't have any real predators. Foxes would be worth a shot but coordinating the number of them youd need for a substantial army would be hard.
I think you should probably just move to a country with wolves.
You could make yourself socially useful by hunting the seagulls that infest Brighton's seafront. Somewhat more of a challenge than squirrels, and you could use your wolfish cunning to lure them close enough to pounce by setting out partially eaten fish suppers.