Hey friend, I have a badly infected tooth right now that I took a whole bunch of kratom and vodka for and its 4am here currently so sorry if this isnt the most coherent response
Wearing a tail will make everybody think you're a sex pervert. Years ago I was hitching around the bible belt with somebody who insisted on doing it, almost got our asses beat before I ditched the guy out in Asheville. Everybody is going to think its a sexual thing. I told you in another topic a decent procedure for taming a wolf pack, which is probably going to be a safer option if you live in a bibley area, They dont like furries in a lot of religious places but they can all eat shit if youve got a wolf pack backing you up.
Ive only been able to manage this kind of thing with a local group of feral cats but wolves probably work the same way.
Thank you for your response. I live in Brighton which is arguably the most liberal part of England, we have lots of alternative types and flamboyant LGBT people so yellow eyes, a tail and ears wouldn't raise too many eyebrows. I could never live in the bible belt. The downside of living here is the lack of real life wolves whos' trust I could gain.
I tried a google search of "Most dangerous animal in england" and the first link says:
Wasps and Bees. Dogs. Red Deer. Cows. Adder. Seagulls. Jellyfish. Fox. Spiders. Killer Whale / Orca.
Im not seeing a lot of potential in taming any large groups of any of these to be remotely useful, Orca whales and some jellyfish are pretty scary if you were in a fight with one but they're completely useless on land, and wasps and bees are pretty much impossible to train to fight. Deer would probably be the one to go with, since they can beat the crap out of a person and if there are no wolves there they wouldn't have any real predators. Foxes would be worth a shot but coordinating the number of them youd need for a substantial army would be hard.
I think you should probably just move to a country with wolves.
You could make yourself socially useful by hunting the seagulls that infest Brighton's seafront. Somewhat more of a challenge than squirrels, and you could use your wolfish cunning to lure them close enough to pounce by setting out partially eaten fish suppers.
I wish I could look more wolflike (lupine) in public
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Hey friend, I have a badly infected tooth right now that I took a whole bunch of kratom and vodka for and its 4am here currently so sorry if this isnt the most coherent response
Wearing a tail will make everybody think you're a sex pervert. Years ago I was hitching around the bible belt with somebody who insisted on doing it, almost got our asses beat before I ditched the guy out in Asheville. Everybody is going to think its a sexual thing. I told you in another topic a decent procedure for taming a wolf pack, which is probably going to be a safer option if you live in a bibley area, They dont like furries in a lot of religious places but they can all eat shit if youve got a wolf pack backing you up.
Ive only been able to manage this kind of thing with a local group of feral cats but wolves probably work the same way.
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Thank you for your response. I live in Brighton which is arguably the most liberal part of England, we have lots of alternative types and flamboyant LGBT people so yellow eyes, a tail and ears wouldn't raise too many eyebrows. I could never live in the bible belt. The downside of living here is the lack of real life wolves whos' trust I could gain.
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I tried a google search of "Most dangerous animal in england" and the first link says:
Wasps and Bees. Dogs. Red Deer. Cows. Adder. Seagulls. Jellyfish. Fox. Spiders. Killer Whale / Orca.
Im not seeing a lot of potential in taming any large groups of any of these to be remotely useful, Orca whales and some jellyfish are pretty scary if you were in a fight with one but they're completely useless on land, and wasps and bees are pretty much impossible to train to fight. Deer would probably be the one to go with, since they can beat the crap out of a person and if there are no wolves there they wouldn't have any real predators. Foxes would be worth a shot but coordinating the number of them youd need for a substantial army would be hard.
I think you should probably just move to a country with wolves.
You could make yourself socially useful by hunting the seagulls that infest Brighton's seafront. Somewhat more of a challenge than squirrels, and you could use your wolfish cunning to lure them close enough to pounce by setting out partially eaten fish suppers.