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  • dappled
    11 years ago | pl

    I actually grew one for my ex, shaved it off, stuck it to paper and glued a wooden stick to it, so she could hold it in front of her mouth and pretend she had a beard. She probably still has it (and doesn't deserve it). If I ever get it back off her, you can have it. :)

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    • DannyKanes
      11 years ago | pl

      Because receiving a real beard in the mail from a guy off the net isn't weird at all :P Lol, we could make an IIN post about it :)

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      • dappled
        11 years ago | pl

        Hehe! If someone on this site can confess that they want to post some of their underwear to me, I think I should be allowed to mail my beard-sticks. I can just say they were a typo and I meant bread-sticks. :D

        You know, you've just invoked my mischievous side. I'm going to make another beard-stick, pick an address at random out of the phone book, and send it them in the mail. Hmm... you can't get arrested for that, can you?

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        • Captain_Kegstand
          11 years ago | pl

          Oh My God, You are a genius! I'm so making a beard stick!

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          • dappled
            11 years ago | pl

            You may want to look into one of these too. ;)

            http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-have-a-wig-stick-62231/

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        • noid
          10 years ago | pl

          That's so great! You should totally do it! Imagining the puzzlement the total stranger would get receiving this "gift" has got me laughing!

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            10 years ago | pl

            What's your address? I see a fuzzy greeting in your future.

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          • dappled
            10 years ago | pl

            Hehe! It's totally the kind of thing I'd do. I used to anonymously post awful books to my friends or just bizarre books like "The Pocket Guide To Tank Warfare" and inside sign it, "Just in case you ever need it - Love from Saddam".

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      That's a little gross.

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    • Rin✿
      11 years ago | pl

      Send it to me. =]

      *Opens drawer and takes voodoo doll out. ◣‿◢

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      • dappled
        11 years ago | pl

        *eyes you* You promise to take care of it and don't feed it after midnight?

        And not use it to make me writhe in agony? :P

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        • Rin✿
          11 years ago | pl

          Of course. I, of all people, should know what happens to something when you spill water on it and feed its offspring after midnight. 0=)
          Sassyfrassy could vouch for that. ;)

          Oh, only if you wish me not to. ;P

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