I was thinking of cosmetic surgery for my cat

I really hope this is a troll post, you sick fuck.

No need to go to those extremes.

Just drink some bleach, then the smell of your urine will make the cat's nose shrink.

Sounds like a selfish thing to do.

Save up for a brain transplant...for yourself

Why did you pick her?
Are you really that shallow?
There's nothing wrong with the cat.
Unless it has a messed up personality.
I've met some like that.
But never owned one.

Your cat isn't asking to be changed. Perhaps you should change possession of this cat.

We live in such a weird world that Grumpy Cat can become a multi-million dollar internet sensation, so there's no reason Snouty Cat couldn't as well.

Maybe you could do funny videos of her sticking her long nose in places it shouldn't be?

Give her away to someone who will love her, asshole!

Long snout cat's are rare, it may be worth a fortune.

Getting that useless surgery would likely have adverse consequences to her health, and recovery would hurt-

all for nothing but a selfish cunt's vanity.

Put her in a kitty travel cage....take the cat to either:
A) a neighbours
B) a pet store or
C) a veterinarian
because at least 2 of the 3 will love that cat more than you, asshole.

Just get a cuter cat simple and probly cheaper

That is animal abuse. Your cat cannot consent to such a thing. Don't do it.

Long snouts on cats means they’re healthier. If you look at more wild breeds like bengals, they have longer snouts than normal cats. You’re cat is fine just as he is.

What you need to do is castrate yourself so you cannot further contaminate the planet. But then your probably female. In that case, get spayed. You can do it yourself with a wire coat hanger.