I was a key witness in a triple MURDER....

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  • OtherSide
    8 years ago | pl

    Here's what I would do:

    1. Find a plastic surgeon who can keep his mouth shut
    2. Find a hobo with the same skin tone and bone structure as you
    3. Get plastic surgeon to do face swap
    4. Kill hobo
    5. Go back to home town with hobo's corpse
    6. Claim million pound contract
    7. Spend your last few years being rich

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    • blacklady
      8 years ago | pl

      you gonna let green_boogers call you bitch like that????

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    • blacklady
      8 years ago | pl

      your a genius!

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      • green_boogers
        8 years ago | pl

        In his plan, there are probably 100 ways to get caught. If he can think of 20 of them, he is a genius.

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        • blacklady
          8 years ago | pl

          well its been fun but im bored ill see you later

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        • blacklady
          8 years ago | pl

          you hear that otherside he just called you a big wet pussy what you gonna do about that?????

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          • green_boogers
            8 years ago | pl

            No, you just called me a big wet pussy. Your inability recognize genius suggests that you are utterly stupid. Your subsequent wet pussy comment confirms your retardedness. Go run in circles until you turn into butter like Little Black Sambo.

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            • OtherSide
              8 years ago | pl

              I wonder if green_boogers has a similar bone structure to OP...

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            • blacklady
              8 years ago | pl

              im sorry massa for not recognizing your awesome genius and infinite wisdom

              eat a dick you big fat wet pussy i wasn't talking to you in the first place

              and your ability to detect sarcasm says so much about you

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