I want to sabotage my husband’s “secret” job

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  • Yes, kitty needs his people. My intelligent cat (bless her dearly departed heart) liked to watch television. Her favorite show was Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. You would think she was in heaven as she gazed upon the grasslands and savannahs of Africa. Gazelles, oryx, and zebras running in packs fascinated her. Leopards stalking in the grass command every instant of her attention. Once the show was about a litter of lion cubs growing up. She could read their body language and really hated their bad manners. She crouched into strike mode in fearful response to their unruly nastiness.

    I miss my cat. Her name was Georgie.

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    • Why don't you get another cat? Do you have a dog?

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      • This is sort of an involved question. Let me think about it.

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        • I can't live properly without feline companionship.

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          • I know. And, I am sure any guy with any degree of perceptiveness quickly sees that he will always be number 2 in your heart. *Meow*

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            • I gotta have my priorities.

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              • Guys don't care. WARNING: Don't ever let your own children think they are more important than your spouse. Dysfunctionality will follow that will make your family complete hell. (You probably already knew this.)

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