I want to record the sound of my ejaculation

I want to know what it sounds like by enhacing the volume, kind of like they do when the record insect noises. Is it more of a squirting noise or a blob noise, I wanna know.

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  • Mine made a 'splat' noise.

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  • Interesting thought, but I would imagine there's not much of a sound if any at all. It's a relatively small volume of liquid being expelled at relatively low pressure through an opening that isn't restricted.

    I'm sure that the hiss you get from a spray attachment on garden hose, for example, is due to turbulence at the nozzle introducing air into the stream. What happens at the urethral opening at ejaculation is more like water flowing smoothly from an open-ended hose, and that makes no sound at all.

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    • One time I jerked off and it went like 30 feet. Literally had more range than the garden hose.

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    • I dunno mate there are times I definitely hear something. Its not everytime but certain times. I think if your squeezing harder while you ejac it gets nore compressed. Its essentially a squrting sound.

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  • do it. record it with a contact mic and binaural setup so we can all enjoy it

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  • Oh come now!

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  • Good question! I would record a quite orgasm and then use a volume booster. I can detect the sound when I fap myself tho and it sounds like a squirting glue bottle or something.

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  • Well the onomatopoeia is "fap" so I'm guessing it will sound like that

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