I want to record the sound of my ejaculation

I want to know what it sounds like by enhacing the volume, kind of like they do when the record insect noises. Is it more of a squirting noise or a blob noise, I wanna know.

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  • Sexualized_Polycheate_Worm

    do it. record it with a contact mic and binaural setup so we can all enjoy it

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  • Cliche1234

    Mine made a 'splat' noise.

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  • Boojum

    Interesting thought, but I would imagine there's not much of a sound if any at all. It's a relatively small volume of liquid being expelled at relatively low pressure through an opening that isn't restricted.

    I'm sure that the hiss you get from a spray attachment on garden hose, for example, is due to turbulence at the nozzle introducing air into the stream. What happens at the urethral opening at ejaculation is more like water flowing smoothly from an open-ended hose, and that makes no sound at all.

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    • DeadRatKing

      One time I jerked off and it went like 30 feet. Literally had more range than the garden hose.

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      I dunno mate there are times I definitely hear something. Its not everytime but certain times. I think if your squeezing harder while you ejac it gets nore compressed. Its essentially a squrting sound.

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  • Oh come now!

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Good question! I would record a quite orgasm and then use a volume booster. I can detect the sound when I fap myself tho and it sounds like a squirting glue bottle or something.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Well the onomatopoeia is "fap" so I'm guessing it will sound like that

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Is that really where that came from? That is actually really nice to know!

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