I want to put a goofy figurine in someone's china cabinet!

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I'd love to put a silly figurine amidst someone's fine china. Just standing there, next to a cup and saucer. Batman or some silly cartoon character. Perfect timing too, since the holidays are right around the corner.

Sort of like when Jerry put the Pez dispenser on Elaine's leg at the piano recital. It's not really funny in and of itself, just the inappropriateness of the item and the time/place make it funny.

Or, just poop in the punchbowl. That'll teach those stuck up bastards a lesson.

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  • Mike_Towcester
    11 years ago | pl

    I've two sisters who've been doing do it to each other for years. They have a cheap badly painted figure of the Queen Mother who they both hate with a passion. They visit, and the host subsequently finds the bloody thing hidden among the china, or on a windowsill somewhere.

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  • skyeracrystal28
    11 years ago | pl

    Whatever floats your boat, friend.

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  • Audrina
    11 years ago | pl

    This is soo funny. Thank you for the great idea! I am going to throw a couple of figurines in my purse & wait for my opportunity. I have a Gumby and a Mr. Bill that have just found new homes :)

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  • PumpkinKate
    11 years ago | pl

    I have the same urge, but I always wanted to put a comically large dildo in there, instead.

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  • LovelyMay
    9 years ago | pl

    Ha. That'd be pretty hilarious. You make me hungry for pulling pranks...

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  • quipquip
    11 years ago | pl

    this is entertaining, I have done it to my mother however i did not get the reaction i was looking for, it was still funny though.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago | pl

    Made me laugh, anyway. It's always funny when people are so inured to something meaningless.

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  • coco830
    11 years ago | pl

    LOVE this idea. I think I'll do it to my mom when I come home for Thanksgiving. Let's all join in on this vendetta. Pranksters across the country UNITE!

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  • NothingxCrazy
    11 years ago | pl

    This would be amazing..
    If I knew anyone with a china cabinet, I would have to make this move once.

    But only because you referred to Seinfeld. Otherwise, it would be a TERRIBLE idea!

    (Joke of course)

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  • Katywompus
    11 years ago | pl

    Haha. Poop in the puchbowl. I say that too! I would probably take it too far and get a fancy glass dildo and stick that in there. That's terrible!

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