I want to punch my real estate agent in the face

I'm a six foot solid guy and the agent I deal with is a short young petite girl. I just want to punch her in the face, she is such a little disrespectful cvnt.

Yes I know its wrong to hit female cvnts, bla bla, and I don't think I ever would, but sometimes people get at me.

I accidentally gave a girlfriend years ago a black eye and I still feel bad about it. It was an accident. I was in a fight with some american prick. My girl was trying to brake it up when I went to punch him and he duct and I got her right in the eye. I however would not feel bad about punching this agent apart from Getting in trouble with the law.

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Comments ( 35 )
  • howaminotmyself

    You could fire her.

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    • charli.m

      What a novel idea hah.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Get a new real estate agent.

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  • Bazinga

    Fire her and give her a dildo as a parting gift.

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  • Voray

    Work with a different agent

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  • GaelicPotato

    Then fire her, jesus fucking christ.

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    • That would be a sight "jesus fucking christ" I guess if he can touch his tick to his ass, he should fuck himself.

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      • GaelicPotato

        What

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        • Nafin

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          • GaelicPotato

            Corona

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            • I drink cooper

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  • sissycakes

    Some real estate agents are good people and do their job well. I would like more information on how she acts and what she does to get you so upset. Have you ever watched the movie The Campaign with Zack Galifinakis and Will Ferrel. The movie is hilarious. Will Ferrel ends up doing almost exactly what you did to the girl but only worse.

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    • Ohh I must watch it.

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      • sissycakes

        It is a really good movie. I bet you will love it!

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        • I see the part you are talking about. When he goes to punch the dude he is up against, he ducks and he punches the baby. so funny :)

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  • bigbudchonga

    Dude, howaminotmyself has got the right idea here. Just fire her, she'll lose commission and take a blow to her ego; if she's been atrocious then you could phone up company that sent her and say how bad she's been as well.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Real estate agents are assholes, but punching them isn't going to help anyone. I remember back in when 2009, when I was buying a house, my real estate agent was a self centred bitch who would constantly belittle me. I wanted to punch her but I needed a place for my deadbeat family to live so I stuck it out. Once closing was over it was a huge relief.

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    • Deadbeat family, lol.

      real estate agents, good dam middle man fancy looking bogans. Get payed way too much if you ask me.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Yep. Deadbeat. They're mostly in their 50s and 60s with no career, no retirement savings, no life insurance, or anything to show for themselves.

        I agree. I don't like real estate agents either. I know this is bad to say and I wouldn't do this myself, but I envy how they can con people into buying overpriced houses and somehow sell houses to people who never qualified for them in the first place. If I had that kind of persuasion power, I'd be rich. I don't envy the end result though: the person that bought the house goes into foreclosure.
        :(

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  • leggs91200

    The reason real estate companies hire in these cute young women is they know buyers are more likely to be suckers for such women and buy whatever house.

    Rental properties do the same thing. The girl in the office is typically something hot and maybe slutty. Yet you meet the manager and it looks like Miss Trunchbull from the movie Mitilda

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  • noneoftheabove

    I hate RE agents. They are the scummiest people on the planet. Worse than politicians. I actually love trolling them to get revenge. I make up fake email accounts then send them fake enquiries about properties etc. Eventually when I’ve led them up the garden path I let rip and tell them what a pathetic scumbag I think they are. They are pathological liars and only care about $$$. Sad disgusting cunts.

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    • I 100% agree with you.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Id get another agent. My agent sucked too she didnt find us any houses. We found all the houses on the internet. The only thing she did was close. She eas useless.

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    • All the agents I have been getting for the last 6 years have all been young girls fresh out of high school. I cant believe that this makes up the majority of employees at these places. What the hell does a high school girl know about market value or house foundation or anything to do with buying or renting homes.

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        I wouldnt want a young person as a agent. Id be skeptical of anyone under 30.

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  • Iszzy123

    send her a bag of d*ck there’s a site that sell candy D’s hopefully she get the message

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    • Aethylfritha

      I seriously considered that! But i decided, the person wasnt worth the $$.

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      • Iszzy123

        I say rise money buy selling water bottle don’t let justice not be served

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  • Fugazi,again

    Just spit in her face and call her a tramp if she really deserves it

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    • Inkmaster

      You realize that's assault, right?

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      • Fugazi,again

        Fuck off faggot

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        • Inkmaster

          Such intelligent discourse.

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      • Wanting to do something is not assault. Nerd :)

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        • Inkmaster

          I was talking to the guy telling you to spit in her face.

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          • K, IIN needs to fix that. I just get a message in my box and assume its in reply to me.

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