I want to pee on trees! (im not a dog!)

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I always see dogs peeing on trees and wherever they want. I feel like it's just not fair that i cant do the same thing! i kinda wanna be able to pee on trees if i wanna... Am i normal?

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago | pl

    just find a spot in the woods, find a tree and pee on it. it's simple.

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  • oneonone
    12 years ago | pl

    You are a dog.

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  • naughty_rosie
    9 years ago | pl

    I'm 22 years old girl and like to pee on trees, plants or flowers. Too mush pee is not good for them but little "extra watering" can't hurt them I guess...

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN33467890754213456
    11 years ago | pl

    O.o ur scaren me.......MOMMY!!!STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!

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  • Smileyave6
    12 years ago | pl

    r u a guy?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    Are you a girl?

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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    Why do men always need to pee up against something? It makes no difference but I do the same myself. If I'm out in the woods and have to go, I'll find a nice looking tree to gift my nitrates, phosphates and potassium to (urine is an exceedingly good fertiliser).

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  • tori
    12 years ago | pl

    I guess it all depends if you are gonna saddle up to one or head straight in. Watch out for the thorny ones.

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