I want to pee on trees! (im not a dog!)

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I always see dogs peeing on trees and wherever they want. I feel like it's just not fair that i cant do the same thing! i kinda wanna be able to pee on trees if i wanna... Am i normal?

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  • alv1592
    13 years ago

    just find a spot in the woods, find a tree and pee on it. it's simple.

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  • oneonone
    13 years ago

    You are a dog.

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  • naughty_rosie
    9 years ago

    I'm 22 years old girl and like to pee on trees, plants or flowers. Too mush pee is not good for them but little "extra watering" can't hurt them I guess...

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN33467890754213456
    12 years ago

    O.o ur scaren me.......MOMMY!!!STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!

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  • Smileyave6
    13 years ago

    r u a guy?

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Are you a girl?

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    • blubber15
      13 years ago

      yess

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Why do men always need to pee up against something? It makes no difference but I do the same myself. If I'm out in the woods and have to go, I'll find a nice looking tree to gift my nitrates, phosphates and potassium to (urine is an exceedingly good fertiliser).

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  • tori
    13 years ago

    I guess it all depends if you are gonna saddle up to one or head straight in. Watch out for the thorny ones.

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