I want to know what human tastes like

Okay so I would just like to clarify that I would never actually kill someone and then eat them, but sometimes I wonder what human flesh tastes like. Like, before i die I would like to cook a bit of my own flesh and eat it.

I asked some of my friends, some said that I was strange, but others agreed saying that they also wondered, albeit morbidly, about it.

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  • dinz

    I watched a show about a convicted cannibal and he was interviewed. He said it tasted like pork.

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  • FAN2Cfullfiller

    cut the tip of your finger off...just A LITTLE piece, put it on a skillet and season to taste...
    "BON APETIT"!!

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    • YE

      "BON APETIT" That killed me!

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    • Weird_Otaku101

      LMAO

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  • lonewolf1253

    You could have asked Jeffrey Dahmer but a fellow prisoner bashed his brains in with a pipe. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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  • Nickvey

    suck a dick , get a shot of jissum its human juice . Oh look sombody thinks im calling them a cannibal. Cain and Baal

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  • Impulsive

    People taste like pork.

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  • B_E_Z_sweetie

    Cambodia, Polynesia, India, Amazon area, etc. It's in many places, not just Africa.

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  • Ummitsme

    Human tastes kinda like nothing. Eat the cuticles or skin around your fingernails to find out.

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  • Human meat supposedly tastes like sweet pork

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  • VetusRebellioIudaicum

    It depends on the human's age, fitness, diet, gender and fat distribution but overall, I'd say sticky,fragmentary like something an enthusiastic college chef would shit out.

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  • Hotdogsaregross

    Humans taste like...meat!
    There you go.

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    • YE

      I take it that you're a person who doesn't like complex reasoning.

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      • Hotdogsaregross

        When it comes to what humans taste like, I don’t give a shit. That’s why I responded the way I did.

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  • Dustyair

    Cannibalism can cause a human form of "mad cow" disease, also known as "laughing disease". So watch how much of it you eat, and remember to eat a well balanced diet.

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    • Hateful1

      It's called Kuru.

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    • Nickvey

      mad cow , thats from eating cow , you are thinking of kuru and its practically extinct. you could literally eat the human species and not get it. you can tell i have been thinking about this for a very long time. baw haw haw. now about mad cow dont eat the british as they have been eating mad cow and 150 have died of it.

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  • jethro

    Rumor has it that human flesh tastes similar to pork. That is one reason that the cannibals in French Polynesia referred to the missionaries that they ate as "long pigs that speak".

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  • IndieIsAwesome

    Chicken and Pork. But human meat would have a slightly different natural flavor taste just like any other meat because of the things we eat.

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    • nikkiclaire

      So I would taste like diet coke and potato chips.

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      • IndieIsAwesome

        haha no, it depends on what you eat, like since you said you eat chips and drink diet coke its possible that your meat would taste bitter and vegeterians would have a sweeter taste to their meat.

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        • Algum

          Older people probably taste different from younger. It's like comparing beef from an adult cow tasting different from veal, a young calf.

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          • IndieIsAwesome

            yeah thats very true.

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        • nikkiclaire

          Or they would taste like grass haha.

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          • IndieIsAwesome

            what does grass taste like? lol

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            • glitterpains

              I think its kind of tangy. I only know because well I ate grass when I was little haha. its kind of a little tart like I cant explain it haha

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            • nikkiclaire

              Like it smells. I dunno, how do you describe a taste? It's not sweet, thats for sure.

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  • You’ll get mad human disease and you’ll have to be put down. Stay with Chinese food and keep eating cat.

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    • Nickvey

      mad cow , thats from eating cow , you are thinking of kuru and its practically extinct. you could literally eat the human species and not get it. you can tell i have been thinking about this for a very long time. baw haw haw. now about mad cow dont eat the british as they have been eating mad cow and 150 have died of it.

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  • e51pegasi

    I was badly burnt when I was a kid & it smelt of pork amongst other things apparently.

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    • Nickvey

      pork rinds , love them they go excellent with beer

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      • e51pegasi

        Go lovely with anything.

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  • Hateful1

    Pork. That's why they used to call it "Longpig:

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    • nikkiclaire

      Wtf. Who is they?

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      • Hateful1

        Cannibals who used to eat people. There was a time when people used to do that. Some tribes in Africa still do.

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        • B_E_Z_sweetie

          It's in many places. Not just Africa.

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