I want to get paid to do nothing after i graduate junior high school?

I wanna be a security guard or some other type of standing/sitting and waiting person. I am good at turning off my brain for a long time.

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Based on 16 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 9 )
  • SmokeEverything

    You're gonna be a bad security guard after junior high. If you're dropping out before high school the last thing you should be trying to do is follow the law.

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  • Tupelahoney

    Don't be a lazy loser

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  • MR.mr

    nasa will pay you 50 thousand dollars to stay in bed for 90 days

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    • RoseIsabella

      I would love to do that!

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    • Knightmare

      Why? Astronauts get SOME exercise, in fact they put a fancy treadmill on every spacecraft since the Apollo missions.

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      • Annie25

        Ever heard of cryo sleep?

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      • MR.mr

        yes but it not enough in low gravity, that's why it still takes them a while to adjust.

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  • McBean

    Live in a car and eat crackers for a week. See if it makes you get motivated.

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  • DiddyDangDio

    Security guards have to be on their feet all day buddy :/

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