That's rediculous. You are a bit underweight, but why the hell would anyone want to be obese?!?! If people keep getting so fat, the world is gonna run out of fabric! You'll have no choice but to use the handicap stall in public bathrooms, you'll have to buy two plane tickets for yourself, your ass may get stuck in chairs, if you don't break it first, and you'll have to make sure you wash under your flaps of fat, but you probably won't be able to reach them all. And eventually, your girth will swallow your weiner. Don't do it, please.
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That's rediculous. You are a bit underweight, but why the hell would anyone want to be obese?!?! If people keep getting so fat, the world is gonna run out of fabric! You'll have no choice but to use the handicap stall in public bathrooms, you'll have to buy two plane tickets for yourself, your ass may get stuck in chairs, if you don't break it first, and you'll have to make sure you wash under your flaps of fat, but you probably won't be able to reach them all. And eventually, your girth will swallow your weiner. Don't do it, please.