I want to fuck my wife

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I see her every day, taking the train to and from work. We both sit in the same train car, facing opposite each other. We have never spoken, but I just know that I want to marry her some day. Her porcelain like skin, small figure, relative same height. cute curly brown hair and brown eyes. This lady is perfect for me.

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Based on 61 votes (19 yes)
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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago | pl

    Kind of jumping the gun with the marriage fantasy there. You said you've never spoken to her, so for all you know your crush could be a crazy person who just happens to be pretty. XD

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  • Tato
    5 years ago | pl

    Man...the title is so romantic, but the content of the post is kinda creepy. Either way, talk to to her.

    Remember, no means No.

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    • charli.m
      5 years ago

      Ikr? I clicked it ready to call the guy a fucking retard...

      And read the story, and wanted to call him a creepy fucking piece or shit retard, for a completely different reason.

      Ugh.

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    • Holzman_67
      5 years ago

      No means keep trying for a yes shit
      Sometimes you gotta win em over you can’t teach people to give up on what they want

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      • Tato
        5 years ago

        Not when it comes to fucking someone who doesn't even know you.

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        • Holzman_67
          5 years ago

          Lovers have to meet somehow why not on the train?

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          • Tato
            5 years ago

            Yeah, but you gotta be cool and respectful. And besides, OP can find other wives.

            Edit: I'm actually playing along with OP's narrative, god.

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            • Holzman_67
              5 years ago

              Haha yeah so am I lol I’ve tried turning it into a classic romance story in my head

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  • chuy
    5 years ago

    WTF!, why would you name this post "I want to fuck my wife" when ever said lady isn't YOUR wife?. You need help before you do something stupid.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Um... eww.

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  • Ellenna
    5 years ago

    How old are you? That sounds like the type of fantasy teenagers have about pop stars

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      I think it sounds creepy, and delusional.

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      • McBean
        5 years ago

        Hahaha. Perhaps his mind squirms like a toad.

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  • thepuppet
    5 years ago

    If you're infatuated/in love with her, then good luck, but please don't make clickbait titles like that, holy.

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    Dude she ain't your wife. You haven't even had the guts to talk to her... You sound like a creep.

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  • bogbrush
    5 years ago

    You sound like a mad stalker. I hope she changes jobs and gets a different train soon.

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  • Holzman_67
    5 years ago

    Talk to her, do it, don’t wait!
    Good luck :)

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    Follow her to her house so you have her address then send her pictures of you cutting your wrists, with an erection. Girls think that kind of stuff is really romantic

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  • LloydAsher
    5 years ago

    You need to seek help because these dilutions are what get people killed.

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    • Holzman_67
      5 years ago

      I thought it was romantic
      Does romance have a chance in today’s insecure world?

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    She is probably seeing someone who is a worse criminal than Ted Bundy.

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  • BleedingPain
    5 years ago

    Hope that lady takes a different train car.

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    • Holzman_67
      5 years ago

      Aw that’s awful. The man is in love

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    After she leaves the train you should get up and sniff her seat.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    She isn't your wife bud.

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