I want to fuck a tornado

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So I'm sure some of you probably know me as tornado girl, I'm the one married to a cute tornado. But I'm bored so I made this poll. Is it normal that I want to fuck a tornado? Like, when I watch videos of tornadoes online, especially of them wrecking stuff, it turns me on so much, I just want a tornado to ravage my pu$$y. Not necessarily a big one, but like a small and weak tornado. I wanna lay in a field with a dress and spread my legs while it comes and I wanna feel it swirling and spinning around inside me super fast like a blender, feeling that power and that suction, that raw force of nature. So is it normal or... no?

ummm....... Ok.... ? 0_0	11
Go for it, girl! This is totally cool and unique <3	2
Wow, that sounds pretty hot.... Ngl I'd watch that :D	11
I don't think it's normal, but as long as you're not hurting anyone or yourself then it's fine!	12
ew wtf!?! A TORNADO? Seek help immediately what is wrong with you OMG	5
It's totally normal, if you want to die	11
insert lame weather pun here hope you're gonna use an umbrella!	4

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S0UNDS_WEIRD

2 years ago | pl

All the tornadoes I know aren't attracted to homophobes.

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- Tinybird
  
  2 years ago
  
  All the tornadoes I know aren't attracted to meat eaters. That's why they destroy farms
  
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  - charli.m
    
    2 years ago
    
    You know farms grow vegetables and fruit as well as produce livestock, right?
    
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    - Tinybird
      
      2 years ago
      
      No he goes specifically for farms that produce livestock
      
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KholatKhult

2 years ago

You’ve posted about this before like months and months ago which almost makes me feel like it’s legit

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- CountessDouche
  
  2 years ago
  
  It's a whirlwind romance
  
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  - KholatKhult
    
    2 years ago
    
    Heh heh heh
    
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- Boojum
  
  2 years ago
  
  I agree. Wording of OPs and comments and persistence leaves me pretty much convinced that she is the genuine article.
  
  Genuine weirdo, that is.
  
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  - KholatKhult
    
    2 years ago
    
    Going to be entirely honest, I appreciate Ms Tornado-sexual here.
    With the amount of fetish posts we get that just make your stomach sink and leave a bad taste in your mouth, this one is odd but not going to ruin my day
    
    Cheers to the non-offending weirdos !
    
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    - S0UNDS_WEIRD
      
      2 years ago
      
      That's what I said.
      
      Would 100% rather sleep with sexy ass tornadoes than have most of the fetishes here.
      
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- Tinybird
  
  2 years ago
  
  It is <3
  I've been attracted to tornadoes for almost a year now
  I even cuddle this cute tornado plushie I made while I sleep <3
  
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  - Curiouskitten444
    
    2 years ago
    
    That’s so precious ❤️
    
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    - Tinybird
      
      2 years ago
      
      Wanna see a pic of the plushie to prove it? :p
      
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      - Tinybird
        
        2 years ago
        
        https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gustav+tornado+plushie&hl=en&tbm=isch&sxsrf=ALeKk017rVH_abwoQix6aeb1UaPirac3bg%3A1622246514334&source=hp&biw=1600&bih=789&ei=coSxYIWLEsWajLsPmpSgsA4&oq=gustav+tornado+&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQARgAMgQIIxAnMgQIIxAnOgIIADoFCAAQsQM6CAgAELEDEIMBOgYIABAIEB46BAgAEB5Qrw5YqCRg1zVoAHAAeACAAZECiAHJC5IBBjEyLjIuMZgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1n&sclient=img#imgrc=rK51XXsDBQ6m_M
        
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Curiouskitten444

2 years ago

Lmaoo at these options. I chose make sure you use protection (umbrella)

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CountessDouche

2 years ago

Have you watched Twister starring Bill Paxton?

They unfairly villinize tornadoes a bit, but I think they make them out to be pretty sexy...they're really the bad boy your mum tells you to avoid. Also classic fat sloppy Seymore Hoffman (a plus)

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techpc

2 years ago

I've heard weirder stuff on the internet than somebody being tornadosexual, so... Whatever floats your boat. Or, I guess, whatever rips your house up from its foundation.

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S0UNDS_WEIRD

2 years ago

I wasn't going to tell you because you oh so let me down with a homophobic comment after liking you so much, but fuck it.

If you're not having "you time" with an oscillating fan present already, you're welcome.

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- Tinybird
  
  2 years ago
  
  what homophobic comment?
  
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  - S0UNDS_WEIRD
    
    2 years ago
    
    On the LGBT thread
    
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      2 years ago
      
      Well SJWs are cringey dude. If you're gay, cool. But what I can't stand is when they try to make everything about them
      
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      - S0UNDS_WEIRD
        
        2 years ago
        
        I think it's cringe that people have somehow transformed something as honorable sounding as "social justice warrior" into an insult.
        
        Being gay, cool, wasn't cutting it. It took serious work to get them where they are now and things still aren't fair. It required social justice combat to allow blacks to vote. It required literal combat to free them. Without social justice combat, you wouldn't be allowed to vote.
        
        I'm not gay. I'm a cis, straight, white man and one who people tend not to fuck with for reasons that go beyond even that. I've had plenty of problems in life but not one of them is the result of being treated unfairly for who I am or people thinking they could walk on me. I refuse to take any of that for granted.
        
        LGBT activists are still so rampant because things still aren't right. When things are right, then it might be cringe. But we're not even close.
        
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        Tinybird
        
        2 years ago
        
        At least people don't make fun of them for being gay. People never take my sexuality seriously. People have set up groups JUST to target me for being attracted to tornadoes, and make fun of me endlessly, so no, I'm afraid I don't have sympathy for more normal sexualities
        
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Pilum

2 years ago

You can find dust devils out in the barren fields in summer when it's hot.

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

2 years ago

labias go brrrrrr

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randypete

2 years ago

sounds like you are on drugs

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Somenormie

2 years ago

I'm sure the tornado will love you back.

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- Boojum
  
  2 years ago
  
  Love her in an, 'I love you so much I wanna eat you right up,' kind of way.
  
  Only literally.
  
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mouldiwarp

2 years ago

I remember you

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- Tinybird
  
  2 years ago
  
  :D
  
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WardieWN1993

1 year ago

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I have no words.

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Tinybird

2 years ago

I'M... SEXUALLY... AND.... ROMANTICALLY..... ATTRACTED... TO.... TOR... NA.... DO... ES.

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Tinybird

2 years ago

I assume you have eyes and can read

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YE

2 years ago

How super-feminine of you! But whatever happens.. please, don't remove your 'Pussy Mask'.

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- Tinybird
  
  2 years ago
  
  Pray tell me, what is a pussy mask?
  
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  - YE
    
    2 years ago
    
    As in, whatevever keeps foreign bodies from entering inside you. Tornadoes are usually loaded with a lot of potential foreign body material, right?
    
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    - Tinybird
      
      2 years ago
      
      yup it's a lucky dip like you never know what you might get
      
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GaelicPotato

2 years ago

I follow a streamer called StormChaseAngel.

Her logo is a pink tornado.

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- GaelicPotato
  
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  Changed her name to AtmosphericAngel
  
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- YE
  
  2 years ago
  
  Haha, for a sec i read 'steamer'.
  
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jethro

2 years ago

Troll twister

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Boojum

2 years ago

Have you considered using an electrical toothbrush as a sex toy?

The whirring noise might push some of your happy buttons, and the roughness of the brush might aid your visualisation of what your wild lover is doing to you.

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greekfish

2 years ago

Tornadoes are hot

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Are You Normal?

I want to fuck a tornado