I want to experience a zombie apocalypse...

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I'm a girl and I'm kind of obsessed with zombies. I don't like scary movies, but I love reading books, and I love the comedies about zombies (Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland). I even have a zombie shirt. There's a show called "Ugly Americans" and of course one of my favourite characters is the zombie guy.

When summer starts up, I want to start working out by running so I can run faster than zombies. I've decided my weapon of choice would be a steel baseball bat, or another blunt melee weapon. I ask my gamer friends and my boyfriend if they could be capable of using a gun to shoot zombies.

I don't have a huge plan, but I always think about it. I like to think what if my whole school and my peers got infected and I have to escape with my friends. I imagine fighting zombies sometimes, especially zombified people I'm not too fond of.

None of my friends enjoy talking about zombies as much as I do so I have to keep my thoughts to myself.

Obviously I wouldn't want my friends or family to be attacked by zombies, but I kind of want to experience a zombie apocalypse so I can see how well I'd survive. I think I could survive!

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  • rockie2014
    13 years ago

    hmmm, I'm a chick too and i think about this alot! when i go to stores with my friends we visit the kitchen isle and pick out our weapon of choice if zombies attacked right then.

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  • husknavn
    13 years ago

    Most likely you'd be one of the first to die or you'd be forced under Ground by the military until its over. Sorry rl zombie apocalypse's would be NOTHING like any games you play

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    • k.k.
      12 years ago

      true dat

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  • MiniMetul
    13 years ago

    I've been playing a role-playing game with my brother and his friends and we recently did a zombie apocalypse situation. We just fled a hotel we were holding out at until zombies caught on to us. It was pretty cool.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    i already have a complex plan laid out for what im going to do when the time comes

    btw axes and shotguns all the way!!!!

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  • ViciousOne
    14 years ago

    I think your my dream girl. It would be awesome to experience a zombie apocolypse. Chainsaw all the way with a Katana for backup.

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  • AppAttack
    14 years ago

    there's a book called The Zombie Survivle Guide by Max Brooks that I think you need to read. it's perfect for you and may make you rethink your weapon of choice.. have fun!

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    • k.k.
      12 years ago

      love that book it is one of the 5 things that made me become a zombie freak...:]....<3...

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  • Jakepoppunk
    10 years ago

    My weapon of choice is a spiked sledgehammer

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  • snowtail802
    11 years ago

    ikr

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  • Squambly+
    11 years ago

    I imagine it sometimes but I think about how stressful it would be to have to watch your back all the time. Even when your trying to sleep.

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  • snowtail802
    11 years ago

    lol chainsaws and runing over zombies is awsome

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  • WorldNavy
    11 years ago

    I'm similar to you !!!!!!!!!!
    can I have your fb or whatever contact so we can chat about zombies !?!!!!!!!!!

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  • k.k.
    12 years ago

    I could swear i wrote this myself but not a bat my 22-you don't want to have to get to close to them-im 10....:]....<3...

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  • ChasingClouds
    12 years ago

    Im a girl to and I LOVE zombies! I think about it all the time! A really good story about them is"Tag your infected" it's on a site called Wattpad! If there was an apocalypse I would want it to be a zombie one! <333

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    • k.k.
      12 years ago

      i writing a book its sorta zombieland 2 and the zombies who were not killed turn back to normal and cant remember a thing.!!!!..<3

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  • newdeath1701
    12 years ago

    I'd rather have a katana and AA-12 (full auto military grade shotgun) when it got close and a desert eagle for epic "yippee Kia yay mother fucker" moments

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  • lovinick
    12 years ago

    i'm a girl too and i also think about this a lot lately! choosing a melee weapon and practicing how to reload guns fast! i just wish if that so happens i'd be immune so i could kill all sonsab****es but what the hell let's team up on left 4 dead ! ;)

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  • kechikjitra
    13 years ago

    i'm kind of figure where it's coming from?

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  • kahepfin
    13 years ago

    I'm constantly planning my escape routes when I'm out shopping or something, in case a zombie apocalypse ever occurred. I feel ya sister!

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  • zombie88
    13 years ago

    yes I want to murder hordes with nothing but a bat while in a speedo and a hockey mask

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  • AwesomeOrange
    13 years ago

    I do that sort of thing too, almost half hoping there might be a Zombie apocalypse. My weapon of choice -would- be a metal bat, but I'm too short, lol. Definately a serrated knife, and a crowbar/pipe.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Oooooooohhhhh. Can I come with ou if it happens :)

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    • yellowchalk
      13 years ago

      hm maybe if we find eachother :)

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      • k.k.
        12 years ago

        i want to come to im fast and can reload fast

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  • Bosley
    13 years ago

    Its incredibly normal...
    Personally it would be a wooden baseball bat for me, a more satisfying *CLUNK*.

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    • yellowchalk
      13 years ago

      i'd have to choose a metal bat... it's more durable

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  • Russianwolf
    13 years ago

    Even though yes, a "zombie" like infestation is scientifically possible should someone with a hidden agenda mutate a virus, it's very unlikely. I like to think that if it ever happened, almost everybody would know what to do because of these movies, books, etc. As for you, I think it's perfectly normal,
    who's to say you can't have a hobby?

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I lov zombieland

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  • almostunreadable
    14 years ago

    The way *you described it* you just seem to be bored and immature (pls no offence)

    Hmm but zombie apocalypse is an interesting thing to think about (now you got me infected with this too :P )

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    A zombie apocalypse is impossible, but the world deserves it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I've always wanted to shoot a zombie ^-^

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I think we've all had these fantasies, because one day, it might actually happen.

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  • crazy101
    14 years ago

    Yeah I've thought about zombie situations. You get to kick ass without murdering because they are already dead!

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  • TheTerminator
    14 years ago

    I would want one to happen, I already have my plan ready. But after the first few months it would probably loose it's excitement and thrill, then it would turn into an unreal horror.

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  • bones
    14 years ago

    I would love to meet up with you and disuss zombie survial plans! I think it's awesome your a girl and think about that! There is a picture of a girl doing target pratice and the. prion reads: target pratice; because having a girlfriend that can survive the zombies with you is freaking awesome!

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  • crash77
    14 years ago

    I think about that all the time!!

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  • Polydactyl
    14 years ago

    I hate zombies and I don't underatand why people want them to be real. They're disgusting, unnecessary, unoriginal and way far off from awesome. And how do you even know that if there will be a zombie acopalypse that you won't be one of them?

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