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Sometimes when I’m driving along and I see a crowd of people, I think about how I could just crash straight into the crowd and kill them all and no one would be able to stop me. I could just instantly remove those people from the world and sometimes I kinda want to do it.
I'd do a very tired and hated joke about Ford Mustangs, but I'll refrain.
People like you are the reason why we need to include psychological testing for every drivers license. Probably half the number of crashes on the road...
Also you need help...
Can you do it anyway? I have no idea what it is. As you know, I'm not a car person, I drive a Honda FIT, remember...? haha
Now for some details... Mustangs have been known for being unpredictable and very tail-happy cars. The recipe for a proper Ford Mustang is basically a big, loud and powerful V8 engine, a cool body that turns heads constantly, steering that vaguely points the car to where you want it to go and suspension from the 1950s... Great fun on the straights, a train wreck in the corners if you want to go fast.
Up until recently, Mustangs had a solid rear axle and suspension fit for something Elvis would have driven in his early rock and roll years, but that's the magic of a classic muscle car. It's all down to driver skill to keep all of those raging horsepowers in check. If you don't, you'll crash and it will often be a spectacular crash.
If you got a bit too exuberant with the throttle in a corner, you could lose control entirely and that's what all the meme videos and Mustang jokes are all about.
Don't get me wrong, I love old Mustangs and would gladly buy a few if they weren't so expensive...
The joke is not an insult, or mean jab at the Mustang itself, but aimed at the inability of many people to control it.
Well, hopefully megadriver can deliver on that one, i would like to hear it too.
For Ford jokes - if you look at the logo, the problem is circled.
I looked up mustang jokes and came across a bunch of memes about them running into crowds of people. If that was a reference to the Charlottesville riots, it was a guy in a Charger who drove into a crowd.
Anyways maybe megadriver will chime in.
Do you know why Mustang owners mainly take pictures of the back of their cars? It's because they haven't cleaned the blood, or fixed the damage from the last crows they plowed into XD
Bonus: A self deprecating joke for Mercedes drivers...
What's the difference between a Mercedes owner and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
What should you do if you find a Mercedes owner buried up to their neck in cement? Get more cement.
We are not liked... XD
PS: Sorry for late reply, thought you saw this, but I didn't get a reply, so here - a repost of my comment to LornaMae with 2 bonus jokes.
theres plentya youtube video of mustangs crashin into crowds not causea malice or hatred but causea idiots showin off burnin rubber and losin control
im sure thats what md referred to in his first post
Do you know why Mustang owners mainly take pictures of the back of their cars? It's because they haven't cleaned the blood, or fixed the damage from the last crows they plowed into XD
I'll follow up on why such jokes are made after work. I hate typing long comments on phone and don't go on iin on work laptop.
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine?
on a porcupine the pricks are on the outside
You sound boring as fuck. Just get a hobby, a sexual partner or a job or something, for God's sake.
The thought of having that power seems normal but not the wanting to actually do it.
Thinking about it's normal, but doing it isn't. I would look up intrusive thought statistics. Most people have really taboo thoughts of things they don't actually want to do.
I suppose this depends on how much you want to do it. Do you just kind of think along the lines of "it'd be interesting if I did?" or are you thinking more like "fuck, I really want to do that, but I know I couldn't get away with it."
... then you would be arrested, possibly get the death penalty, or spend the rest of your life in prison.
This sounds like simple incel behavior. Wouldn't it be cheaper to bring young prostitutes over from Thailand to service these guys? After they get laid once, they could agree to accept permanent deportation to Thailand to romp in the Asian brothels and eventually enjoy a complimentary fatal dose of fentanyl. This might be a low cost way to prevent the terrible social damage from these undesirables. Thailand would benefit from this boost to their sex tourism industry.
You and I could read interesting follow up stories in the newspaper. Win-win for everybody.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/sex-dawn/200908/sex-and-violence
Why does everyone shit on GTA so much? Just because running over pedestrians is something you can do in the game, doesn't mean you should.
Like in any shooter, you can kill members of your own team. You can, but you shouldn't. But what makes the game more immersive is giving you freedom.
And GTA is the king of video game freedom. It's an open world masterpiece with incredible attention to detail that imitates the freedoms you have in real life to do anything, while parodying our way of life and culture subtly and not so subtly... The story lines are always interesting, exciting and masterfully done with unique characters that have charm and always change throughout the game. GTA is so much more than wreaking havoc.
I play GTA and the whole GTA series is among my favorite games, but I have never deliberately drove into crowds, cause that's something psychopaths do. But again, having the freedom to do so makes the game unique. No censorship, no nannying. It's something to be commended.
Besides, incels are too busy hating on women on reddit and other forums to have the time for GTA XD
Omg what if you hit me someday?! Please don't kill anyone... Most of the people want to live more
Its normal only if its a homeless camp set up blatently right in town and its made it unsafe or sanitary for normal people to walk the sidewalks.
But if its a crowd of clean, well dressed, tax payers.
Just like you.
Then no, its not normal.
U won't be able to kill all. Also ur tiny slow car is what you deserve.
Crowd get spread and they'll throw things on u.. cops and people can kill you on the spot.. It will hurt me
That's not normal wanting harm people that haven't done anything to you, all I want from people is to leave me alone.
Imagine the sounds of bones cracking against your car followed agonizing screams. Just make sure the bodies under your car don’t prevent you from escaping.