I want to do something bad

It has been weird lately. I constantly experienced these strange urges to do something bad/mischievous etc. I am just tired of always being the 'good' or 'innocent' guy.

Please tell me something fun I could do to change my reputation.

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  • rayb12

    Eat all the cookies from the jar

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Stay the way you are. Being good is good.

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    • Thanks, I guess.

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  • Waiting4Superman

    "Accidentally" break something at a friends house and laugh. Say "No" when people ask you for help or something. Dont say "thank you" or offer to help. Deface public property like spray paint something or write on something.
    To tell you the truth it's better to be good you have more friends, people like you better, and when you need help, people will gladly help you out.

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    • Thank you for that.

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  • Leave dirt clumps on someone’s front porch.

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    • rayb12

      This is something a fox would maybe do

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    • Ummitsme

      By fox dirt I assume you mean fox poop?

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    • lonewolf1253

      We used to wrap dog shit in toilet paper and set it on fire on a porch and ring the doorbell and run like hell. Of course, these days that would probably get you tossed in jail.

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      • Yeah. Just depends. Maybe if it’s not near something flammable it would be fine.

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  • carocaal

    set sth on fire

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  • anonymous192

    the world is engulfed in selfiness and unthinkable evil. do what the fuck you want

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  • paramore93

    You could go to a library and put books on the wrong shelves ..

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    rip all the tags offa the mattresses in the house

    take that the man

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  • Ummitsme

    Go fishing with out a license, build without a permit, wash your car on an off water restriction day. Complain about the government without crying about Obama or Trump.

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  • lonewolf1253

    Throw a rock at a passing police car. Then shoot at them with a BB gun. You'll be remembered as a true bad ass motherfucker.

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    • Or shot XD

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      • lonewolf1253

        That's what I meant by being "remembered".

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  • Beauford

    When the moon is full, squat down in a cemetery and take a dump.

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    • RoseIsabella

      LOL!

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  • csdoug

    Jerk off on your front porch.

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    • RoseIsabella

      If I saw someone doing that I would call the cops.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Use the toilet and then casually forget to flush, or just don't flush, because you are afraid you might wake up the toilet monster.

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  • Dustyair

    Walk up to a biker and ask them: How much piss could a piss pig piss if a piss pig could piss pigs?

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  • megadriver

    Drink milk straight from the carton, have an evil shower, chew gum in Singapore, flip off an animal, eat dessert with a salad fork, jaywalk and laugh like a maniac while doing it and finish off by ripping the "do not remove" tag from your mattress! You monster!

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    • Moe_Moe_Kyun

      Lol wtf is an "evil shower"

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      • megadriver

        Play the sims and you'll find out XD
        Best building simulator and do stupid stuff simulator.

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  • pendletonGibbs

    go up to random kids and scream in their faces

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