I want to do something bad

Eat all the cookies from the jar

Stay the way you are. Being good is good.

"Accidentally" break something at a friends house and laugh. Say "No" when people ask you for help or something. Dont say "thank you" or offer to help. Deface public property like spray paint something or write on something.
To tell you the truth it's better to be good you have more friends, people like you better, and when you need help, people will gladly help you out.

Leave dirt clumps on someone’s front porch.

set sth on fire

the world is engulfed in selfiness and unthinkable evil. do what the fuck you want

You could go to a library and put books on the wrong shelves ..

rip all the tags offa the mattresses in the house

take that the man

Go fishing with out a license, build without a permit, wash your car on an off water restriction day. Complain about the government without crying about Obama or Trump.

Throw a rock at a passing police car. Then shoot at them with a BB gun. You'll be remembered as a true bad ass motherfucker.

When the moon is full, squat down in a cemetery and take a dump.

Jerk off on your front porch.

Use the toilet and then casually forget to flush, or just don't flush, because you are afraid you might wake up the toilet monster.

Walk up to a biker and ask them: How much piss could a piss pig piss if a piss pig could piss pigs?

Drink milk straight from the carton, have an evil shower, chew gum in Singapore, flip off an animal, eat dessert with a salad fork, jaywalk and laugh like a maniac while doing it and finish off by ripping the "do not remove" tag from your mattress! You monster!

go up to random kids and scream in their faces