I want to commit a crime and be sent to prison for the rest of my life

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The reason I want to be sent to prison is that I want to get away from everyone I know (especially family) and stay that way, all alone in prison. I always wish my parents were dead and I was an orphan who had no to care about him in the entire world and he could do anything he wanted and no one would bother themselves with it. I tried searching for how I could become a hermit or live somewhere all alone and isolated for the rest of my life. The problem is I'm in a foreign country and I want be able to stay here indefinitely without a visa hence the choice of prison

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  • reficul
    6 years ago

    Prison? Have fun getting ass raped and pimped out for a bag of doritos and two snickers bars.

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    • captain_redclaw
      6 years ago

      ha doesn't really happen like that dude

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      • reficul
        6 years ago

        Whatever, captain dogfucker. Leave those doggies alone.

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  • barrysbigbeanbag
    6 years ago

    Better prepare your asshole!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago

    You don't want to go to prison. You know prison is filled with racists, rapists, and violent people who get pissed off if someone glances at them wrong, right? It's a terrible plan.

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  • FreezedriedManinaCan
    6 years ago

    You would regret it. And dont say you would not regret it because I know way more than you.

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  • justbecause11
    6 years ago

    If you want to be left alone move to a mountain top somewhere. In prison you live in much closer quarters than you do in everyday life. Prisons are crowded and loud. This is a really bad plan.

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  • bighead88
    6 years ago

    You don't automatically go to the shu and if you do you wont remain in shu for the remainder of your time they will eventually put you back in gen pop where you will be wish for mommy and daddy..

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  • captain_redclaw
    6 years ago

    theres a name for people like you but cant remember it...i say commit a simple crime and see if you like prison first.. then resuch what can get you the maximum and go do what ever that thing is....good luck my man hope you can be happy!!

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  • Ellenna
    6 years ago

    If you think you'll be alone in prison you're dreaming, unless of course you're planning on solitary confinement.

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  • Xqueen123
    6 years ago

    Have fun getting fucked in your sleep

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  • wigz
    6 years ago

    They might just deport you. Sounds like a bad plan all around.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Prison is where lots of analysis rape goes down.

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