I want to borrow my cousin's baby so i can get laid

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I thought I'd bring him along shopping to get more women to talk to me. I've babysat him plenty of times so my cousin trusts me but it might be a little weird if I ask if I can take him with me. I've always just watched him in her home.

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  • Boojum
    6 years ago

    Ummm... yeah...

    As Styrofoam says, that's an unfortunate choice of words in title.

    Your idea is psychologically sound, but only you can know if your cousin would be happy for her infant to be used as pick-up bait.

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  • Unwitting
    6 years ago

    You might get women cooing over an infant, but I doubt it would help you get laid. Why would a woman care that you are toting around your cousins child?

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  • TerriAngel
    6 years ago

    Lame.
    It might work, but.
    It's lame.

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    You should consider rewording this post, or get a puppy instead.

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      Puppies rock! I would run past most babies to get to one puppy! I've never been the type of woman to fawn over babies. Most babies are just meh to me, but puppies and kittens OMG!

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      • [Old Memory]
        6 years ago

        I hear ya. This post borders on pedo the way it’s written, but I think the intent was to attract women, not “borrow my cousins baby to get laid”.
        You did prove puppies attract women though. ;)

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        • RoseIsabella
          6 years ago

          Puppies rock! However, I wouldn't sleep with a toad just cause he has a puppy. I might be crazy, but I ain't stupid!

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      • LurkerInMass
        6 years ago

        I have two cats. Does that equal one kitten? If so, pm me.

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        • RoseIsabella
          6 years ago

          Nope.

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