I want to be British
I want to be British, even after the Brexit thingy. I just like the music, the apathetic chaps, the accents (especially Cockney-like accents), the rural areas and the dotty old people. The endless rain, the comedy- I just hate being a stupid ol' 'Murican.
And I'm not talking about London. No, not London. Somewhere with lonely ol' shepherds, somewhere quaint and fun.
I want to go to Timperley or Ugley especially. Just because.