I want to be a stripper but i'm an overweight middle-aged man

Nothing is stopping you from putting a pole up in your house and setting up a webcam. If you get anyone watching you it will likely be gay men. The only women that will watch will be tuning in to laugh at you. Don't let that stop you though, pole dance your ass off you beautiful fat fuck.

https://youtu.be/kPfuDpUL6ps

If your YouTube video shows you being forced to dance as punishment, you will become interesting to the domantrix community.

Online? Comedy act? bachelorette parties (as either a joke or a fat-fetish)? 30+ year old fat chicks? You could go on something like "x-factor" / "[your country]'s got talent" or whatever version of it they're running nowadays. they love troll shit like that, if you're funny enough. then again the whole show could be fake for all I know.

Start with YouTube, there’s idiots out there already looking for you.

I'm a female and into it

Get a job in a Polish strip joint. There the guys shout "put it on, put it on"

fleece johnson wants to fuck your fat booty

Sorry No one wants to see a fat fuck who's past his prime keep your clothes on.

You can't be a stripper bro if that's what you look like.

Someone, somewhere will give you a chance to do what you want to do. Just keep trying. Many women don't care about weight.

Hit up as much clubs as you can tell them you want to work there as a stripper. You might just be in the right market. If you're pretty smooth, higher chances of getting in. The right amount of smooth.

There's always nursing homes.
To them you're a hot youngster.

there's someone out there into any age/gender/body type, especially if you're doing your stripping online. follow your wildest, sluttiest dreams.

Ring some strip joints & ask the manager. Team up with a chubby midget & you might be onto something.

I have a feeling your product will have to be aimed at a very niche market.

Become an Irish stripper. They want to fuck anything!