I want some butt hole.

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My wife and I have been married three years and have never done anal. I've been wanting to try it since we started having sex five years ago. I did try to do it to her one night about two years ago. We were both a little drunk. But as I was starting to slide into her butt hole she freaks and says that it was too painful. She refuses to let me even try doing it again. I've suggested butt plugs, lubes, even a good slobbery tongue job on my part. But no. Nada. No fucking way. Okay. So now I'm planning to get me a street whore for the job at hand. Because I just got to have this. It's not really cheating is it? And she'll never know. So what the fuck, right? This sound normal to anybody?

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Gummy_Jr2

7 years ago | pl

When you get your street whore, I hope your wife walks in on you two and hits you both with folding chairs.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  7 years ago
  
  Hurray for folding chairs!
  >:-D
  *unfolds two chairs cracks open an ice cold beer and invites Gummy to join her*
  ☆☆☆☆☆☆
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  There's nothing like kicking back and relaxing after a good day of bashing degenerates over the head with folding chairs!
  
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  - LundaiCocoaDelight20
    
    7 years ago
    
    Lol, truth! What a cheating scum. Yes to bashing degenerates.
    
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    - Tempest-au
      
      7 years ago
      
      Wait, what? I warn a 21 year old virginal bisexual that milking multiple males of money to pay for her phone bills, shoes, tuition (etc) via some bogus escort scheme where she will take their money and not provide any "service" will get her raped, and I'm bad - yet you advocate "bashing degenerates"?
      
      Deliberately conning men out of their money is okay. Running an escort agency is okay. Actually practicing safe sex to get a long standing desire to experience anal sex gets you bashed. Did you think the customers of your little agency will all be single men? Would you be verifying this first before you accepted their money?
      
      You have some deeply fucked up values LundaiCocoaDelight20.
      
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  - Ass_gas
    
    7 years ago
    
    Bash too many and you become a degenerate yourself.
    
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- hunnabunna
  
  7 years ago
  
  Lol, ur funny :P
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  She'll never know. I'll wear a condom. And I only want to do this once or twice to get it out of my system.
  
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  - Gummy_Jr2
    
    7 years ago
    
    So if she walks in on you two, you'll be invisible because you're wearing a condom...
    
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  - mokuton
    
    7 years ago
    
    Man just do it. i would do it if i were you. I get ass as much as i want to no need to do it.
    
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VirgilManly

7 years ago

Yes, go find a street whore to fuck you in the ass.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  If that's what you like to do so be it. But unlike you I am not gay. So what do you gay faggots do? Wear a butt plug to stretch it out back there?
  
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  - VirgilManly
    
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    Who are you trying to fool?
    
    The reason your wife doesn't want you to fuck her in the ass is because you can't satisfy her in the front so she's afraid she'd be doubly disappointed if you try going around back.
    
    The poor woman needs some man meat and all you've been giving her is your little vegan baby carrot.
    
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    - LundaiCocoaDelight20
      
      7 years ago
      
      LMAO
      
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RamenNoodleMaster#3

7 years ago

i don't understand the appeal of putting your c*ck into it as one color and pulling it out another, imagine the smell....

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RoseIsabella

7 years ago

I see fleas and disease in your future.

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- VirgilManly
  
  7 years ago
  
  I think he might pass them along to the whore.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    7 years ago
    
    Gosh, I hope not.
    
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TheNunsCucumber

7 years ago

Could you not ask her if you can do it after she's had a shit? I'm sure her arse hole would be stretched after a big turd has slid out of the fucker.

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Barracuda

7 years ago

you want some butt hole do u want top or bottom faggot

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Curiousme1981

7 years ago

Don't get a street whore she'll come around to it buy the lube Good Clean Love ;)

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Smellmam

7 years ago

Nobody admit that many of us never get some erotic activities from our wife. Guys have some secret fantasy but never receive from wives. In sex everything is fare. Enjoy it with call girls but carefully. I love receiving rimjob and like dirty sex but never receive from wife. Occasionally I enjoy dirty sex with call girls in hotels and pay them for many dirty things like lucking my anus or smelling my anus.

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jalainal

7 years ago

Is her value that little?
Some dirty butt sex once or twice vs. A life with a partner who loves you? How stupid....

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downtownlickin47

7 years ago

Not so a cheater is a cheater.any lame excuse.
Some dont even make up one.if caught will act like you not even there.look you str8 in the eye an lie.looking at you say " i am at home getting ready for bed.i know this cus i stood right in frt of her at the door of a hotel her an her fuck buddy were walking in.very str8 faced clearly believing her own lie.a week later.." you dont have photos" really ? What a world we have.so dumped that trash.

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downtownlickin47

7 years ago

Crazy crack babies.

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downtownlickin47

7 years ago

The medical reasons alone.very poor choice.

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bigfatdick4

7 years ago

The best thing to do is wait until you have had a nice night out and she is slightly intoxicated (you should try staying as sober as possible) When you get home wait for her to lie down on the bed and go to sleep. wait approximately 45 minutes for her R.E.M to kick in, turn her around so that she is lying on her stomach and get some neck ties from your cupboard and tie her to the bed, spread-eagled)

Take some nice lube and start massaging her between the legs, from the front backward, every now and then you should insert a digit into her butthole, continue doing this for about fifteen minutes, when she starts "riding" your hand in anticipation for the finger in the butthole, you know it is your cue to slowly insert that rock hard dick into her butt...REMEMBER TO GO SLOW at first, wait until you have inserted the entire length and pulled it out entirely about five to six stroke before you start picking up the pace...if you have a vibrator handy use it to stimulate her Clit whilst you are fucking her Butt

I assure you that she will have an earth shattering orgasm and will certainly "allow" you back there again...Whores carry filthy diseases and fucking one, even if only in the Butt is cheating!

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randypete

7 years ago

that is why guys cheat when wives wont take it in the ass when they are married get some ass even if it some guy to fuck

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mokuton

7 years ago

Come on man just do it already, find a whore and jam your cock in her ass and get it over with. Be careful not to get caught.
Peace out bro

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AoNeko

7 years ago

To the guy saying top or bottom - LOL

To OP - I feel like you should at least respect the person who ur gonna anally rek. Maybe not a street whore, but ur normal, bud.

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gentleboy

7 years ago

u can use my butt hole dear

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Dallas8

7 years ago

ass fucking and oral sex isnt sex.
Ask Slick Willie Clinton.
He knows those arent considered sexual relations.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  I understand that you are considered the IIN resident idiot now. Congradulations!
  
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  - Dallas8
    
    7 years ago
    
    Your spelling is atrocious.
    You must be an 8 th grade drop - out.
    So , suck rocks and croak
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      7 years ago
      
      congratulations was misspelled on purpose you moron. But I can see that sarcastic wit is totally lost on you. Eat shit and die fuck brain.
      
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      - Dallas8
        
        7 years ago
        
        Yeah , on purpose my ass.
        Its because you are an ignorant pompous ass , munch mouth.
        Go suck a cock , you gay blade flamer.
        
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        7 years ago
        
        Your Mama!
        
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- RoseIsabella
  
  7 years ago
  
  ... or ask Travis Alexander.
  
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  - The_Creep_is_here
    
    7 years ago
    
    Hey Rosie. Since we are on the topic of anal, I've never gotten your opinion on double penetrations. Some girls say it's double the fun. Others say it's a lot of cock.
    
    What is the RoseIsabella official view? Give us your saucy opinion.
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      7 years ago
      
      It's not my style, I'm not into sharing.
      
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      - mokuton
        
        7 years ago
        
        You will never know until you try it. Maybe its time to change your style.
        
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        RoseIsabella
        
        7 years ago
        
        My man isn't into sharing of any kind, it's basically a turnoff and a deal breaker for him.
        
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      - The_Creep_is_here
        
        7 years ago
        
        Yeah. You're a good babe, Rosie. One of you is all any guy could handle.
        
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        RoseIsabella
        
        7 years ago
        
        Thanks Creeper, I knew you'd understand.
        
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- mokuton
  
  7 years ago
  
  Fucking moron oral sex is the best thing. I love licking pussy and assholes, moreover i love the taste.
  
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  - Dallas8
    
    7 years ago
    
    I said Bill Clinton says that oral sex isnt sex because he didnt want to get in trouble with Hillary for him having oral sex with Monica Lewinsky , Paula Jones , Jennifer Flowers.
    
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  - downtownlickin47
    
    7 years ago
    
    Damn shit licker...bet your kidneys love you.
    
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    - mokuton
      
      7 years ago
      
      I have never finished any of my pussy expeditions without going a little bit South and I'm proud of it. Actually the black hole tastes better than pussy.
      
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      - downtownlickin47
        
        7 years ago
        
        Your lunch is ready in the crapper.hurry up before they flush.
        
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