I want my roommate to leave

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I want him gone.

He's leaving soon and I'm kind of happy about it. He never cleans up after himself in the bathroom, he's always leaving his pube hairs on the toilet, water all over the sink whenever he washes his hands, water all over the floor whenever he showers.

It's annoying as hell.

He never buys anything we need for the room, so guess who has to? Me-- that's who.

He always acts bothered whenever someone who isn't his friend, speaks to him. So I rarely ever talk to him when we're both home.

One time I needed to take a shower but I had to wait for him to finish jacking off in the bathroom.

It's so annoying, I don't hate him it's the things he does/doesn't do that bothers me. I've tried to socialize with him and build some sort of rapport but I don't even know...

...I tried...

Is it normal I feel this way?

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  • Tommytherat
    6 years ago | pl

    He is a disrespectful roommate. At least he is leaving soon, so your worries will be over.

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  • barrysbigbeanbag
    6 years ago

    Bash this prick,then roll him around in his filth,kick him to the kerb!

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  • Ratmanwakes
    6 years ago

    Wait a minute. You know he jacks off in the shower? That means that YOU have to clean up his love cream, right? Yuck! This begs the question: Why the fuck are you still there Dude?

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    • youwillgotohell
      6 years ago

      Because he is his boytoy.

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  • Rayal
    6 years ago

    Do this...anything you buy...hide it. Let the tp run out, keep it locked up and I mean locked too. Be creative. For some crazy reason you will get a lot of enjoyment out of it as you see him struggle. At some point he will be forced to go buy stuff he needs. My cousin was in a similar situation so he used fishing line and connected it to a hammer in the basement and when ever he heard his roommate masturbating in the bathroom he would yank that line and the hammer would bang loudly against the pipes.

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