I want my bestfriend to fuck me

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I really want my bestfriend to fuck but im straight and so is he how would i ask him to fufill my desire

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Based on 70 votes (47 yes)
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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    How can you say you are straight with a straight face? rotflmao

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  • dytrog
    8 years ago

    Straight? You are as straight as Rock Hudson was.

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    • NormalPeopleScareMe
      8 years ago

      Rock Hudson's been straight since he died and stiff too.....

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      • sexysonofsam
        8 years ago

        so is Freddy Mercury, if only he stuck to pink he could still be with us, but no he hungered for brown so ultimately he had to go down!

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        • NormalPeopleScareMe
          8 years ago

          Oh tou-f'n-che!! I sure as well didn't see that cumig! I'll not forget this...

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  • angrymama
    8 years ago

    Have a chick who wants the 2 of you do a threesome. Then accidentally brush up against his member and see what his reaction is. If is favorable then ask if you can suck it and then fuck it.

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  • NormalPeopleScareMe
    8 years ago

    Hey-hey hey, wait!!
    Doesn't anyone remember Bareba - - oops, I mean Brokeback Mountain?? It was normal there...until you had to "...change a flat tire on the side of the road ('I think, yeah that was it')"

    Seriously man, do what you want to do as long as its consensual, legal, and you can still look at yourself in the mirror the next morning when you shave (moral). If you only missed on the third one, that's okay; its called a life experience and they tend to make you stronger.
    As for the approach that's dependant on approximately 2.38659 million variables. One approach might be to ask him if he'd ever wondered what it would bee like to pork another guy. That should provide quite a segway, the idea being to offer to let him do YOU first (forget the pornos, use a love glove & real lube and lots of it). Segway could evolve out of conversation about said movie.
    Now if your buddy cleans your clock, as my good friend Miguel used to say - "Goo' luck fella!"

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    • sexysonofsam
      8 years ago

      Cleans your "clock"? is he a watchmaker?

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  • ted1996
    8 years ago

    Wow is this really hard? A bottle of jack, put some straight porn on, and then the rest is improv my friend. I do this with all my straight friends

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    • desire65
      8 years ago

      I want you to fuck me and i want to ride all night till you cum

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    • desire65
      8 years ago

      ThAnks for the advice i got to suck his cock and then he fucked me really hard

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    8 years ago

    You sir are a homosexual.

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  • dytrog
    8 years ago

    We still have Little Richard and Neil Patrick Harris.
    Lost Raymond Burr.

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  • DarkLord1776
    8 years ago

    He's straight. Unless you wanna get slapped, go to a gay bar, pick up a dude, and imagine it's him.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    Give him a big kiss and just ask.

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    • ted1996
      8 years ago

      That freak them out necer do that with a straight guy. Here is the list in order you can suck there dick, balls, maybe ass, amd if they are toasted kiss it all depends.

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