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I want to be a small cog in a huge corporation where I don't even know how my work relates to the product or service the company provides. I want to have a really obscure job title and spend an hour at parties unsuccessfully explaining what I do. Anyone know any jobs like this?
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I believe the job title is: I’m fucking clueless.
A job in local government, say a middle management position in HR could be the way forward in your quest for insignificance & evenings of attending pointless, life force sapping parties.
This. The American dmv, tax/tag, social security, and a plethora of other agencies apparently don't just allow such an appathetic work ethic, but actually encourage it based on the apparent efficiency, or lack there of.
I had a similar job, before I became a car salesman.
I worked at a transport company in IT, but my official job title was: "Azubileistungsmanager", German for intern performance manager. Basically I got to tell interns what to do and if they did well, I'd get all the glory. If they did poorly, I write a report and the interns get scolded, or get fired. It was a boring and useless job. I also got to do random minor IT stuff.
Lol lol lol!!!! This is my brother's job. He is in a cushy tech job where he does nothing technical himself, yet nets about 100k/yr. He talks obscure jargon, has a clever nonsensical job title, delegates/supervises/signs off on projects, and that's it. He attends a lot of tech conventions schmoozing. His resume makes no sense, but it is effective.
With little experience I worked as creative director of a media firm that really didn't require much from me except keeping everything organized, on time, and under budget.
You need to go into management, I've had quite a few jobs where the managers don't have a clue what's going on.