I wanna live in office ceiling tiles

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If I ever became wealthy I would buy an office building, reinforce the ceiling tiles to hold my weight then rent it out to companies and just crawl around up there spying on people.

It'd be fully furnished and look like a real home with kitchen and bathroom but everything would be squashed to like one or two feet high. Also there'd still be wires and plumbing everywhere.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    if i ever git rich i wanna stop livin like that

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      what?... office ceiling space is prime realestate - you should be grateful you don't live in a dumpster

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        4 years ago

        dont be downtalkin my vacation home

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  • CountessDouche
    4 years ago

    This is best idea!

    If I had money to wipe my butthole with, I was planning on building an entire house made of just aquariums- preferably reef baring salt water w/ sharks...but this might be a better plan.

    Let me ask you, do you plan on bursting through the tiles when sharon starts talking shit about you? Will you be able to resist the weekly birthday sheet cake from up there?

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  • Faceless
    4 years ago

    That sounds awesome. Good luck with your dream.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    WTF MATE ARE YOU SERIOUS? What did someone put in your water? This is some hella weird shit right here. I don't think you would actually enjoy it either, just like the castration fetish people.

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  • SorrowfulPath
    4 years ago

    That sounds fun, can I rent a room in your future ceiling house?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      sure, why not

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  • Carlabarks213
    4 years ago

    Yes it’s fine I love getting my but filled up tbh

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