I wanna do a hot ghost

sometimes when im home alone i get my lotion and start wacking off and i always hope a hot sexy ghost will suck my penis out of no were have you tryed the same thing before

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Comments ( 23 )
  • anti-hero

    I am more of a fat, old, ugly ghost type guy myself.

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  • VioletTrees

    Ghosts aren't real. :-[

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    • Avant-Garde

      What makes you say that?

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      • OswaldCobblepot

        It's true.

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  • dappled

    "Want to"
    Question mark to finish the title.
    "I'm"
    "I"
    "whacking"
    "I"
    Comma between hot and sexy.
    "nowhere"
    "tried"
    Question mark to finish the story.

    Someone beat you about nine months ago and got more errors in fewer words but this is a really solid effort. Well done!

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    • DJLJMAN

      well its typing

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      • dappled

        Yeah, and shitting on the floor is art.

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        • DJLJMAN

          Lol i respect you

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          • dappled

            Sorry. I was very grumpy this morning. Bad week.

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            • DJLJMAN

              no prob man were all like that sometimes

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  • Redcoats

    Why did the ghost cross the road?

    To get to "THE OTHER SIDE

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    • DJLJMAN

      to suck my penis

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    • NotFloydzie

      It only counts if it was chicken ghost.

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      • Redcoats

        This (:

        But if it was a ghost chicken, would that make it a poultry-geist?

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        • NotFloydzie

          Hahahaha. No! :)

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          • Redcoats

            It might (;

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  • Avant-Garde

    I read this as "hotdog ghost"!

    Normal, I guess. But if I had sex with a ghost I'd wouldn't be able to shake the thought that I was fucking a dead person's soul. O_0

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  • Wendell

    No you just want a hot girl

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Go watch "Bloodbath at the house of death"

    =)

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  • Twistedlizard.

    My one year old is an artist!

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  • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI

    SpaceGhost is a good start!

    Signed,
    Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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    • TerryVie

      but she's mine! And Nora's!

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      • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI

        THREESOME TIME! LET'S GET IT ON!!!

        Signed,
        Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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