I wanna destroy my neighbors kids lemondae stand

If you're gonna do this, you absolutely need to dress up as a dinosaur first. It's the only way.

Do it as you stare the kid straight in the eye, complete stoneface not even blinking, then just walk off.

Or do this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-GWS5L7g74

LOL XD

Jealous they are more successful and are running their own business?

Why? Did they pissed in the lemonade they served you?

Not normal

send in the mob to demand protection money

They will probably think you are some sort of window licker.

I bet upon destroying it, a bunch of undocumented workers will be running away.

Do anthing else...

I don't understand. What's so problematic about it?

Why? Capitalism ftw!

Purchase a tank and blow up the lemonade stand with an artillery shell for a bit of extra panache.