I've invented an alcohol that tastes like water

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Do you think it'd be popular? It involves rum, water, and a bunch of ingredients that render the rum flavorless.

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Based on 18 votes (6 yes)
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  • litelander8
    4 years ago

    Sounds like a mixed drink that I wouldn't pay for.

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  • jethro
    4 years ago

    Really, what does water taste like?

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago

    Isn't the idea of drinking alcohol to enjoy the taste and relax?

    I wouldn't want booze that was completely tasteless. Even bland vodka has it's own flavor. Why get rid of taste?

    Taste is what makes every drink unique.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    4 years ago

    Vodka in good orange juice is good.

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  • Ummitsstillme
    4 years ago

    Actually vodka means water in Russian. You're about a thousand years late.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      I've never heard of an effective way to neutralize the flavor of vodka.

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      • Ummitsstillme
        4 years ago

        Actually some people put a bunch of juniper and citrus and other botanicals in it 999 years ago and called it gin.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          Yeah, ok. Gin is maybe one of the most horrible things mankind has ever invented. Drinkable perfume.

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          • Ummitsstillme
            4 years ago

            Actually some people dissolved quinine in water and called it tonic and combined it with gin to make it palatable 998 years ago.

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  • backwards-rat
    4 years ago

    Pretty sure it would get banned as people would abuse it, given it tastes non-alcoholic enough to fool people...

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  • SomeEmoLord
    4 years ago

    That's just watered down rum, that's no fun

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  • Gabloo
    4 years ago

    I honestly cant see how that's possible.

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  • Dot123
    4 years ago

    Sounds like water vodka.

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  • Iszzy123
    4 years ago

    I’m sure it has its application

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