I used to be a savage in the amazon

I was part of a tribe of cannibalistic savages in the Amazon until a couple years ago. However, they were planning to eat me, and I escaped. You can ask me anything about it what it was like being a savage in the Amazon. Learning the language was hard. In fact, I didn't even have language in the tribe I was from, as we communicated with clicks and grunts. Understanding the concept of words has been incredibly challenging, but I have done quite well. And even have figured out how to use a computer!

Some people showed me a computer shortly after I escaped, but I still find the concept of this whole "civilization" thing quite perplexing and confusing to say the least. There are things I don't get, honestly just about everything about the culture here is confusing to me. And honestly, computers freak me the fuck out sometimes. Feel free to ask me anything about my past and how I've adapted to being part of civilized society

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  • I'm not trying to question your honesty or seem disrespectful but I'm having a hard time believing you learned this much english in only a few years...

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  • Why this site?

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  • Tell us about their primitive sexual practices.

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  • How exactly did you escape to an English speaking country?

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  • Liar.

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  • I have a box of Nintendo System Cereal from the 80s that people are daring me to eat. Should I do it?

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    • Sell it people spend a lot on old weird stuff like cereal.


      https://youtu.be/LAWCX4bF1b8

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      • Thanks for the suggestion. I'm kind of debating if I should sell it or not since I like retro nonsense. XD
        Lol I remember LA Beast. You know, after seeing his reaction to eating that GI Joe cereal, I'm glad I didn't eat the Nintendo Cereal.

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        • No problem, I do too. But only oldest thing I have is some cans of pepsi fire and mtn dew s a. I’m still kicking myself for not saving some returned crystal pepsi from 2016.

          Hahaha probably a good idea.

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    • I suppose, it's cereal. Why are they daring you to eat it? I'm not sure I understand?

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      • I used to be a crazy 200 pound fatass that would eat anything. I'm not fat or crazy anymore, yet for some reason they still think I'm crazy enough to eat dumb things. This cereal is as hard as rock. I ain't eating it. Lol

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        • Yeah don't eat stuff that might have gone bad. I'm not too familiar with food in civilization, but definitely don't eat food that went rotten. I ate a rotten jungle rat once, didn't realize it was. But it seemed a little rotten. And I started throwing up and shitting my brains out

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  • Why do you guys throw bows and anti aircraft sticks to planes and helicopters?

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    • Because most of my tribe do not want contact with the outside world either. I was never a fan of civilization myself to be honest, but then when they planned to eat me, I made my escape. And civilization was my only option

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      • So you story is similer to movie Appocylapto(except they were going to sacrefice the hero for rain) Can I join your trive? I am sick of peoples too

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        • You can't really join the tribe... you'd get eaten for sure

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  • Sounds hot

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