Collect your seamen in a jar in the fridge, next time a couple comes to your door throw the seamen on the girls face punch the boyfriend in the throat. She will think this is hot and start eating up your jizz and let you pound her in the bum with no lube.
I try to seduce Mormon women who knock on my door.
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Collect your seamen in a jar in the fridge, next time a couple comes to your door throw the seamen on the girls face punch the boyfriend in the throat. She will think this is hot and start eating up your jizz and let you pound her in the bum with no lube.