I touch and touch and touch and NOTHING

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  • shuggy-chan
    8 years ago | pl

    Might i Recommend the "Shuggah Stix" it is guaranteed to make a moderate improvment in sexual arousal

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    • dirtybirdy
      8 years ago | pl

      Does it squirt hot simple syrup?

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      • shuggy-chan
        8 years ago | pl

        Its bacon flavored syrup

        We soaked bacon in the syrup before serving it to customers. Then said bacon is use in complimentary breakfast-in-bed

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago | pl

          Too greasy. Do you have a diet version of it?

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          • shuggy-chan
            8 years ago | pl

            More flavors are in my cataloge *throws cataloge" many flavors include:

            -chop suey
            -million of peaches
            -strawberry fields
            -mother's milk
            -sugar, oh honey honey
            -ice cream man
            -she dont use jelly
            -I heard it thru the grapevine
            -green oinion
            -ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
            -chocolate rain

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