I tossed one off at sizzler

I wouldn't normally masturbate in a public place, you know, because of the health risk involved and the potential embarrassment of getting caught. But I went to Sizzler one time with my family for either fathers day or mothers day (we'd do this annually), and I decided to masturbate in the male bathroom. No one was around and everything was so clean so just tossed one off. I don't know why I did it, maybe because I was an extremely horny teenager back then. I never did again.

So am I a sick fuck, or not?