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It didn't have a personality or anything. I feel like they should just flush the toilet, move on and not be depressed on purpose just to get attention.
Its the anticipation of a child you dumb shit. Your parents probably wished that happened to you and so do I.
Just flush the toilet? I don't think you understand how a miscarriage, still birth or ectopic pregnancy works lol. It's not quite the same as when your goldfish died, some medical intervention is usually required...
How to cook a cat with your coffee maker
After I posted this on the Swedish version of Coffee Machine Cuisine people got very upset. Some of the things they called me was idiot, cannibal (?) and they even said that I’m the reason for the low status that cats got in this society. I don’t get why people are so upset?! It’s no worse than eating a cow, pig or a chicken if you ask me. And hunting must be the most humane way to kill animals for food.
It all took place on a warm and sunny day when me and Dan were out at our cabin with all of our cats. Since we got so many cats I figured that I could shoot one of them so I released them into the woods and began the hunt. First I thought that the fat one, Gucci, would be an easy shot but she managed to escape surprisingly quickly. It was the sun that eventually was Iggy’s downfall. She is quite photophobic you see so she could hardly see where she was going. And BAM, easy shot for me.cooking with your coffee maker
R.I.P. my little sweetheart.
Time
5 hours
Ingredients
1 cat
½ red onion
1 pimiento
1 clove of garlic
2 ½ dl coconut milk
2 ½ dl cream
2 tbsp meat extract
Juice of lime
Ginger
Butter
Instructions
Skin, fillet and chop the kitty cat. Start your coffee maker, grease the heater and place the pieces of your cat onto it. Fry it until they are cooked throughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it depends on what cut of meat you’re using and how fresh it is). Remove the meat and wipe the heater.
Chop all of the remaining ingredients that shall be chopped. Put a dollop of butter into the carafe, let it melt and then put the onion and the garlic in the carafe and fry it for about half an hour. Season with ginger. Add coconut milk, cream and meat extract and let it cook for two hours – it should get really warm. After that add the cat meat and wait a bit longer. Finally add pimiento pieces, lime juice and season generously with freshly ground black pepper and just a little salt. Turn off your coffee maker.
The best way to serve this delicious cat stew is accompanied by a glass of a tasty red wine and freshly baked bread.
WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE THE SANDWICH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR'S AND SWALLOWING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON'T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS SANDWICH ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)
Surely cat would be light meat, and so would go better with white wine?
I don't know why I'm getting involved in this...
Well now I know who you are, or at least, who you were. Shall I out you?
As a person who has actually consumed cat meat this would probably work for an dish (though I would use a pot)
Cat meats texture and fat quality can be equated to pork while it's a bit more stringy than chicken.
As for the taste cat is by far one of the worst meats you can cook. Cat meat tastes akin what it primary ate so mostly fish to that end it tasted like what cat food smells like. That's why you need to season the hell out of it.
You've never been in their shoes so you can't possibly begin to judge their loss, jackass!
I honestly used to think the same thing before (though with more sensitivity and understanding tbh). I didn't think they were being overly dramatic on purpose though, I did believe that they were legitimately depressed. But yeah, it did seem weird to me that they were depressed over something they hadn't even seen yet.
But then I realised they're not idiots, they would've thought the exact same thing themselves. They would've chastised themselves for crying over losing something that never even became alive in the first place. But they just can't control becoming attached to it even before it's born, that's natural selection at work ensuring that they protect the baby even before it's born. No amount of positive thinking can overcome that level of built-in human nature.
I think it depends how long they've carried it for. If they've carried it too pretty much full term, and were expecting a baby, especially if they still have to birth it, then I can understand them being fucked up by it. If they lost it in the first month or two then I can see the logic in getting over it quickly
It's just cruel to be openly harsh towards them for being down. But we just don't understand what they're going through. Just because something doesn't seem that objectively bad, doesn't mean it can't be extremely painful for someone.
When people are sad about something, it's ok. It's not ok when they make too much of a big deal and just want attention. People need to chill because it's not wrong to dislike people who make a big deal about stuff for attention
My quiet encouragement goes out to strong mature women that suffer in silence after the loss of an unborn child. Some women aka Drama Queens, are not strong and mature. They overdramatize everything. You know who you are. Please work on self-control.