Just doctor a fake death certificate with a fake name. Download one off the internet and change the name in MSPaint. Photocopy it a few times to reduce the quality if you need to hide the fact that it's faked.
If you really want to go above and beyond, find the obituary of someone who died where the funeral was supposed to be and use the name of that person. Then you can even go fetch the obituary for her if she wants more proof.
It's not like your boss is going to send it anywhere or be able to verify that it is real. She is just going to throw it in the trash anyway. If she asks for a non-photocopied version just say you don't have it and it was already a lot of trouble to get a relative to photocopy that one for you.
I think I'm going to get fired.
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Just doctor a fake death certificate with a fake name. Download one off the internet and change the name in MSPaint. Photocopy it a few times to reduce the quality if you need to hide the fact that it's faked.
If you really want to go above and beyond, find the obituary of someone who died where the funeral was supposed to be and use the name of that person. Then you can even go fetch the obituary for her if she wants more proof.
It's not like your boss is going to send it anywhere or be able to verify that it is real. She is just going to throw it in the trash anyway. If she asks for a non-photocopied version just say you don't have it and it was already a lot of trouble to get a relative to photocopy that one for you.
No big deal.