Ok, as you know trees can't talk. Actually, the poor tree wanted to tell the bird, "Come nest with me". But, since he couldn't say it, he ruffled his leaves to make pleasing sounds. He shaded the little bird's delicate feathers from the harsh glare of the sun, and he tried to make the bird feel at home.
Moral of the story. Don't let any old bird live in your branches. Woodpeckers will fuck you over every time.
Right. I think I know which tree you are talking about. Actually, that was not an insult, it was a shit test. The bird should have said, "that's what all the male birds say, but since trees like you can't fly, I suppose I'll have to make the first move."
This response would have confirmed the Alpha superiority of said bird in said forest. The tree's roots would have quivered with desire and lust.
I think I'm going to die alone
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WHAT DID HE SAY DAMMIT
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Ok, as you know trees can't talk. Actually, the poor tree wanted to tell the bird, "Come nest with me". But, since he couldn't say it, he ruffled his leaves to make pleasing sounds. He shaded the little bird's delicate feathers from the harsh glare of the sun, and he tried to make the bird feel at home.
Moral of the story. Don't let any old bird live in your branches. Woodpeckers will fuck you over every time.
Got it? Good.
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More or less, thanks for satisfying my curiosity
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The tree said "fuck you"
God mcbean just complicated fins
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The tree said "fuck me". Why do you think I warned the tree about woodpeckers.
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No it said "fuck you" Not you, the birdie, it said fuck you to the bird. :)
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Right. I think I know which tree you are talking about. Actually, that was not an insult, it was a shit test. The bird should have said, "that's what all the male birds say, but since trees like you can't fly, I suppose I'll have to make the first move."
This response would have confirmed the Alpha superiority of said bird in said forest. The tree's roots would have quivered with desire and lust.
Well thank you. More or less, I just made up the story by thinking about the question for a bit.