I think I'm going to die alone

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago | pl

    What did the tree say to the bird?

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    • Mrs_Derkou
      4 years ago | pl

      You stop replying to people. You are technically useless.

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago | pl

        Thanks.
        But no thanks, I'm entitled to an opinion just like you. Even if you don't think so!
        Also you have no authority over me darling.

        Maybe you need a break.... Oh there I go again with my useless Technical advice... Sad face

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago | pl

      What did he say

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      • Mrs_Derkou
        4 years ago | pl

        "That reminds me of fo4"
        Wht do fo4 mean ??

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        • [Old Memory]
          4 years ago | pl

          fallout 4, now go on, shoo

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago | pl

        Na its ruined now, Mr bean messed it up.

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        • [Old Memory]
          4 years ago | pl

          WHAT DID HE SAY DAMMIT

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          • McBean
            4 years ago | pl

            Ok, as you know trees can't talk. Actually, the poor tree wanted to tell the bird, "Come nest with me". But, since he couldn't say it, he ruffled his leaves to make pleasing sounds. He shaded the little bird's delicate feathers from the harsh glare of the sun, and he tried to make the bird feel at home.

            Moral of the story. Don't let any old bird live in your branches. Woodpeckers will fuck you over every time.

            Got it? Good.

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            • [Old Memory]
              4 years ago | pl

              More or less, thanks for satisfying my curiosity

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              • [Old Memory]
                4 years ago | pl

                The tree said "fuck you"
                God mcbean just complicated fins

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              • McBean
                4 years ago | pl

                Well thank you. More or less, I just made up the story by thinking about the question for a bit.

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    • McBean
      4 years ago | pl

      Hahahaha. You're good.

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago | pl

        No, that not what he said.

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        • McBean
          4 years ago | pl

          'You're good' is what I said about about your question. I also know what the tree said to the bird. But, we will leave that discussion for another time.

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