I think I'm going to die alone

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  • Get a goldfish, or one them flea bag things.

    Are you terminally Ill? Cause 25 is still young, still plenty off time for more relationships to end horribly.

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    • That dose not make me feel better.

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      • What did the tree say to the bird?

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        • You stop replying to people. You are technically useless.

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          • Thanks.
            But no thanks, I'm entitled to an opinion just like you. Even if you don't think so!
            Also you have no authority over me darling.

            Maybe you need a break.... Oh there I go again with my useless Technical advice... Sad face

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        • What did he say

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          • "That reminds me of fo4"
            Wht do fo4 mean ??

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            • fallout 4, now go on, shoo

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          • Na its ruined now, Mr bean messed it up.

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            • WHAT DID HE SAY DAMMIT

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              • Ok, as you know trees can't talk. Actually, the poor tree wanted to tell the bird, "Come nest with me". But, since he couldn't say it, he ruffled his leaves to make pleasing sounds. He shaded the little bird's delicate feathers from the harsh glare of the sun, and he tried to make the bird feel at home.

                Moral of the story. Don't let any old bird live in your branches. Woodpeckers will fuck you over every time.

                Got it? Good.

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        • Hahahaha. You're good.

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          • No, that not what he said.

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            • 'You're good' is what I said about about your question. I also know what the tree said to the bird. But, we will leave that discussion for another time.

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      • All right, play times over kids. Daddy gotta go to work.

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