I think fondly of my penis as an elephants trunk

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago | pl

    So you're on a date at a ballgame. Your elephant trunk penis whips out of your pants and grabs a bunch of peanuts.

    Your date is astonished at this feat and asks you to do it again.

    You respond that you'd love to but your ass couldn't take another bunch of peanuts.

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