I think fondly of my penis as an elephants trunk

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My penis looks to me like an elephants trunk. It can spray water too, and now I wish it could suck it in. Is it normal because I feel kinda strange for saying this.

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    10 years ago | pl

    Can you pick up trees with it? If so, a great future awaits you in the porn industry.

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  • jenniferbean
    10 years ago | pl

    well the story comes to mind of the elephant walking through the jungle. He sees a naked man standing in front of him and starts laughing. The elephant then looks down and says " yeah that's real cute but will it pick up peanuts?"

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  • MsNobody
    10 years ago | pl

    It's normal, most guys see their own dick bigger than it actually is. Funny thing is, it is probably the size of your pinky.

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  • VioletTrees
    10 years ago | pl

    Do you feed it peanuts?

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    10 years ago | pl

    Try yoga

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  • Wendell
    10 years ago | pl

    Where are your tusks?

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  • JustDave
    10 years ago | pl

    Hire a professional mahout.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago | pl

    So you're on a date at a ballgame. Your elephant trunk penis whips out of your pants and grabs a bunch of peanuts.

    Your date is astonished at this feat and asks you to do it again.

    You respond that you'd love to but your ass couldn't take another bunch of peanuts.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    You can buy elephant underwear, so I'm sure you're not the first to think this way about your trunk.

    http://www.3wishes.com/images/menselephantpouchthong-s.jpg

    LOL These ones are much cuter...
    http://img2.etsystatic.com/000/0/6414760/il_fullxfull.284633038.jpg

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  • NotFloydzie
    10 years ago | pl

    HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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